Archief - Vraag het aan Sergeant Star

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zero roofer

Legacy Member
Kristof: What does the Army do?

SGT STAR: That is a good question, however, I am not positive that I understand what you are asking. Try rephrasing your question. I understand simple questions best.
Klik om te vergroten...

Zegt dit niet iets over het Amerikaanse Leger? :)

edit: lol, blijkbaar as ge 'strike three' haalt verbindt die u met ne echte soldaat, of sergeant of whatever.. don't believe that tho.. ma kwil t ook ni uitprobere =(
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Storm-BE

Legacy Member
snif

te veel cursen ==>

" SGT STAR: Sorry, Private, you've used up all your chances. Come back when you clean up your mouth. "

:sad:
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Unrealiac

Legacy Member
Man die ket heeft een ambetante stem !

SGT STAR: Welcome Bob. How can I help you today?

Bob: Help me, i'm trapped

SGT STAR: Review this tutorial page for instructions.

Bob: but, i'm trapped. I can't get out

SGT STAR: You will need to contact the Future Soldier Center for the information you seek.

Bob: Don't you understand, I'm trapped !!

SGT STAR: Good question. I'm not sure how to answer that. Please try rewording your question. I understand simple questions best.

Bob: I don't have a question, i need to get out.
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-RaZoR-

Legacy Member
SGT STAR: Ok Private, watch your language or I'll have to shut you down.

Peter Selie: i'm sorry asshole

SGT STAR: That's ok, what else can i help you with?

Peter Selie: you can start by brushing my teeth

SGT STAR: I think this job may be of interest to you.


:D
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Suicide Monkey

Legacy Member
Suicide Monkey: Do you know private Parts?

SGT STAR: Displayed is a list of U.S. Army Ranks and Insignias. >>

Here's more:
Promotions
Army Reserve Definition
Salary
more >

Suicide Monkey: Dude where is my car?

SGT STAR: Learn more about army vehicles and equipment here.

Suicide Monkey: where are the chicks?

SGT STAR: There are more than 70,000 women Soldiers currently serving with pride and distinction in a force of more than 480,000. They are equally trained and provided the same opportunities for career advancement as their male counterparts. The Army prides itself on the strength and contribution of its female Soldiers and Officers. However, some fields are not currently open to women. Browse this page to see what opportunities are available.

I think you may be looking for more detail than I have. If you would like to discuss this in more detail, click "Ask Live Help". >>
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cassie821

Legacy Member
Cas: HOMO

SGT STAR: Ok Private, watch your language or I'll have to shut you down.

Cas: care

SGT STAR: Good question. I'm not sure how to answer that. Please try rewording your question. I understand simple questions best.
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SimonL

Legacy Member
Simon: RETARDED

SGT STAR: I'm sorry you feel that way. If you would like to speak with someone about your concerns, please e-mail us using the form below.

:sad: :sad:

it knows :cry:
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Anoniem04

Legacy Member
SGT STAR: Welcome Dylan. How can I help you today?

Dylan: Are you gay ?

SGT STAR: Ok Private, watch your language or I'll have to shut you down.

Dylan: You don't have to be ashamed !

SGT STAR: That is a good question, however, I am not positive that I understand what you are asking. Try rephrasing your question. I understand simple questions best.
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klennepette

Legacy Member
klennepette: what about gays in the army?

SGT STAR: The current Department of Defense policy of "Don't ask, Don't tell" is still in effect. During your enlistment process, Army Recruiters will not ask you about sexual preferences. Federal law recognizes this area as personal and private to the extent applicants and Soldiers keep their preferences to themselves. >>

klennepette: what about handicapped people?

SGT STAR: All medical conditions must be disclosed to your Recruiter and reviewed by the Chief Medical Officer for a determination of your qualifications. You may be required to provide your complete medical history records to your Recruiter.

klennepette: are you gay?

SGT STAR: Ok Private, watch your language or I'll have to shut you down.

klennepette: Private? Is that a remark about my private parts?

SGT STAR: Displayed is a list of U.S. Army Ranks and Insignias. >>

Here's more:

* Promotions
* Army Reserve Definition
* Salary

more >


klennepette: Are you implying you will promote me if i show you my private parts?

SGT STAR: Once you decide to join the Army, your success depends on your qualifications, desire, commitment and demonstrated leadership potential. >>

Here's more:

* Ranks
* Army Reserve Definition
* Salary


just walking away now....
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