Archief - Je glimlach van vandaag - deel 19
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MangleR
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midas
Legacy Member
Geniale "pokémonbattle" op omegle vannacht :')
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
A wild Rattata appears! (Start a Pokemon battle!) (????)????? ?(????)
You: Charmeleon i choose you!
Stranger: Go! Wartortle!
You: Charmeleon,use steel claws!
Stranger: -36 hp
You: woohooh!
Stranger: Wartortle, use hydropump!
You: against charmeleon or the rattatta?
Stranger: Oh damn this is a three way battle?
You: well,there is a wild rattata
Stranger: Wanna just shoot it and get on with the battle?
You: charmeleon,use flamethrower on the rattata!
Stranger: Stranger used AK-47
You: lol,smosh :')
You: Wild rattata fainted!
You: What? Charmeleon is evolving!
You: dum dum dum dum dum
Stranger: press b!
You: no
You: i love charizard!
Stranger: DO IT!!!
Stranger: B
Stranger: B
You: noo
Stranger: B
You: DINGEDING!
Stranger: I WILL DO IT THEN!
You: Congratulations!
Stranger: fuck
You: Your Charmeleon just evolved into a Charizard!
Stranger: HAX!!
You: Charizard wants to learn a new move but can only learn four moves! Forget a move?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: do it
You: Forget scratch? yes
Stranger: no
You: Charizard just forgot to learn scratch
Stranger: that's the beest
You: Charizard now learned wing attack!
You: i got steel claws so it's fine :')
Stranger: Come back, wortortle!
You: pussy!
Stranger: GO! MAGIKARP!
You: Nooo
Stranger: USE SPLASH!!
You: It does nothing!
Stranger: damn
You: Charizard,use flamethrower!
Stranger: -69 hp
Stranger: Magikarp fainted
You: wohoo!
Stranger: Go! Arceus!
You: WHAAATT
You: new pokémon suck
Stranger: Bitch i use Action Replay!
You: cheater!
Stranger: haxor
You: whatever
Stranger: Arceus uses girly slap.
You: Charizard, eat 100 rare candies!
Stranger: -1 hp
You: charizard uses "come at me bro!"
Stranger: Arceus comes at Charizard
You: arceus is now scared
You: damn
You: charizard uses tan!
Stranger: Arceus uses me gusta
You: it's supereffective!
You: Charizard became disgusted
You: Charizard uses trollface!
Stranger: Arceus became mad!
Stranger: He can no longer escape!
You: haha!
Stranger: Arceus! use pointless argument on forum!
You: it's not very effective
Stranger: damn
You: Charizard uses solid proof!
Stranger: Arceus uses forever alone!
You: Charizard goes crying in a corner
Stranger: ha!
You: Charizard uses "i become awesome instead"!
Stranger: Arceus feels inadequent
You: HA!
Stranger: Arceus uses racial slur against Charizards and muslims.
You: it's super effective!
Stranger: Yes!
You: Charizard uses family!
You: There are now a 100 charizards surrounding arceus
Stranger: oh shit
Stranger: Arceus! Come back!
Stranger: Go! Ditto!
You: arceus cannot escpae because of trollface!!
You: escape*
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: uhhhh Arceus uses self-destruct
Stranger: bitch we all go down
You: 10 charizards died
Stranger: Go! Ditto!
You: Charizard come back!
You: other charizards went back to their lair
You: Go Ditto!
Stranger: Ditto uses copy
Stranger: he becomes ditto
You: Ditto uses copy
You: he becomes ditto
Stranger: oh hell no!
You: Damn..
Stranger: Ditto uses hug
You: it's not very effective
Stranger: Ditto and Ditto are now friends
You: damn
You: Ditto uses marriage
You: Ditto and Ditto are now married and stuck forever
Stranger: Ditto uses reproduce
Stranger: There are now more Ditto
You: That's confusing
You: Ditto uses divorce
You: Ditto takes all stuff with him
Stranger: Ditto uses alcohol
Stranger: All woes are now drowned in booze
You: Ditto uses unpaid bills
Stranger: Ditto uses tax evasion
You: it's supereffective!
You: Ditto uses government control
Stranger: Ditto is imprisoned
Stranger: So wait
Stranger: who's winning?
You: Me i guess
Stranger: hmm
You: the foes Ditto is no longer capable of fighting
Stranger: Stranger uses rage quit
Stranger: FUCK THIS BATTLE!
You: Stranger cannot escape a trainers battle!
Stranger: Not if i shoot my enemy
You: uh oh
Stranger: DIE!!!!!
You: Ditto,use copy of me!
Stranger: Damn which one is it?
You: Ditto and siblings copied "me"
Stranger: Eh i'll shoot em all
You: uh oh
You: Charizard i choose you!
You: Use flamethrower!
Stranger: dammit
Stranger: I'M ON FIRE!!!!!!!!
You: yeah!!
You: and your gun is broken
Stranger: Stranger dies from 3rd degree burns
You: "You" wins this battle!
Stranger: You is imprisoned for murder
You: blames charizard
Stranger: Charizard clan guns down "you" because he's a snitch
You: "You" dies
You: Charizards take over the world
Stranger: So it's a tie, right?
You: well,Charizard won it all :')
Stranger: good game
You: good game too
You: wait
You: are we in heaven or in hell?
Stranger: Is there heaven and hell in pokemon?
You: i guess?
Stranger: then hell
You: damn
You: more charizards then
Stranger: nothing new to me since you burned me
Stranger: which hurt by the way
You: You are lucky,i got 90 charizards to burn me,you only one
Stranger: sooooo
You: A group of charizards together are very creative in coming up with torture ideas..
Stranger: Really? I thought it would just involve fire everytime.
You: Well yes..
You: but they took their time
Stranger: Yeah well
Stranger: farts
You: Dude!!
You: you're in hell!
You: Fire everywhere!
You: and you fart??
Stranger: OH GAWD!!!
Stranger: MORE PAIN!!!!
You: AAAAHHH!!!!
Stranger: I'M SORRY BOB SAGET!!!
You: FUCK YOU GARY!!! :'(
Stranger: ah this was fun
You: yes it was
Stranger: AWAY WE GO!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
A wild Rattata appears! (Start a Pokemon battle!) (????)????? ?(????)
You: Charmeleon i choose you!
Stranger: Go! Wartortle!
You: Charmeleon,use steel claws!
Stranger: -36 hp
You: woohooh!
Stranger: Wartortle, use hydropump!
You: against charmeleon or the rattatta?
Stranger: Oh damn this is a three way battle?
You: well,there is a wild rattata
Stranger: Wanna just shoot it and get on with the battle?
You: charmeleon,use flamethrower on the rattata!
Stranger: Stranger used AK-47
You: lol,smosh :')
You: Wild rattata fainted!
You: What? Charmeleon is evolving!
You: dum dum dum dum dum
Stranger: press b!
You: no
You: i love charizard!
Stranger: DO IT!!!
Stranger: B
Stranger: B
You: noo
Stranger: B
You: DINGEDING!
Stranger: I WILL DO IT THEN!
You: Congratulations!
Stranger: fuck
You: Your Charmeleon just evolved into a Charizard!
Stranger: HAX!!
You: Charizard wants to learn a new move but can only learn four moves! Forget a move?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: do it
You: Forget scratch? yes
Stranger: no
You: Charizard just forgot to learn scratch
Stranger: that's the beest
You: Charizard now learned wing attack!
You: i got steel claws so it's fine :')
Stranger: Come back, wortortle!
You: pussy!
Stranger: GO! MAGIKARP!
You: Nooo
Stranger: USE SPLASH!!
You: It does nothing!
Stranger: damn
You: Charizard,use flamethrower!
Stranger: -69 hp
Stranger: Magikarp fainted
You: wohoo!
Stranger: Go! Arceus!
You: WHAAATT
You: new pokémon suck
Stranger: Bitch i use Action Replay!
You: cheater!
Stranger: haxor
You: whatever
Stranger: Arceus uses girly slap.
You: Charizard, eat 100 rare candies!
Stranger: -1 hp
You: charizard uses "come at me bro!"
Stranger: Arceus comes at Charizard
You: arceus is now scared
You: damn
You: charizard uses tan!
Stranger: Arceus uses me gusta
You: it's supereffective!
You: Charizard became disgusted
You: Charizard uses trollface!
Stranger: Arceus became mad!
Stranger: He can no longer escape!
You: haha!
Stranger: Arceus! use pointless argument on forum!
You: it's not very effective
Stranger: damn
You: Charizard uses solid proof!
Stranger: Arceus uses forever alone!
You: Charizard goes crying in a corner
Stranger: ha!
You: Charizard uses "i become awesome instead"!
Stranger: Arceus feels inadequent
You: HA!
Stranger: Arceus uses racial slur against Charizards and muslims.
You: it's super effective!
Stranger: Yes!
You: Charizard uses family!
You: There are now a 100 charizards surrounding arceus
Stranger: oh shit
Stranger: Arceus! Come back!
Stranger: Go! Ditto!
You: arceus cannot escpae because of trollface!!
You: escape*
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: uhhhh Arceus uses self-destruct
Stranger: bitch we all go down
You: 10 charizards died
Stranger: Go! Ditto!
You: Charizard come back!
You: other charizards went back to their lair
You: Go Ditto!
Stranger: Ditto uses copy
Stranger: he becomes ditto
You: Ditto uses copy
You: he becomes ditto
Stranger: oh hell no!
You: Damn..
Stranger: Ditto uses hug
You: it's not very effective
Stranger: Ditto and Ditto are now friends
You: damn
You: Ditto uses marriage
You: Ditto and Ditto are now married and stuck forever
Stranger: Ditto uses reproduce
Stranger: There are now more Ditto
You: That's confusing
You: Ditto uses divorce
You: Ditto takes all stuff with him
Stranger: Ditto uses alcohol
Stranger: All woes are now drowned in booze
You: Ditto uses unpaid bills
Stranger: Ditto uses tax evasion
You: it's supereffective!
You: Ditto uses government control
Stranger: Ditto is imprisoned
Stranger: So wait
Stranger: who's winning?
You: Me i guess
Stranger: hmm
You: the foes Ditto is no longer capable of fighting
Stranger: Stranger uses rage quit
Stranger: FUCK THIS BATTLE!
You: Stranger cannot escape a trainers battle!
Stranger: Not if i shoot my enemy
You: uh oh
Stranger: DIE!!!!!
You: Ditto,use copy of me!
Stranger: Damn which one is it?
You: Ditto and siblings copied "me"
Stranger: Eh i'll shoot em all
You: uh oh
You: Charizard i choose you!
You: Use flamethrower!
Stranger: dammit
Stranger: I'M ON FIRE!!!!!!!!
You: yeah!!
You: and your gun is broken
Stranger: Stranger dies from 3rd degree burns
You: "You" wins this battle!
Stranger: You is imprisoned for murder
You: blames charizard
Stranger: Charizard clan guns down "you" because he's a snitch
You: "You" dies
You: Charizards take over the world
Stranger: So it's a tie, right?
You: well,Charizard won it all :')
Stranger: good game
You: good game too
You: wait
You: are we in heaven or in hell?
Stranger: Is there heaven and hell in pokemon?
You: i guess?
Stranger: then hell
You: damn
You: more charizards then
Stranger: nothing new to me since you burned me
Stranger: which hurt by the way
You: You are lucky,i got 90 charizards to burn me,you only one
Stranger: sooooo
You: A group of charizards together are very creative in coming up with torture ideas..
Stranger: Really? I thought it would just involve fire everytime.
You: Well yes..
You: but they took their time
Stranger: Yeah well
Stranger: farts
You: Dude!!
You: you're in hell!
You: Fire everywhere!
You: and you fart??
Stranger: OH GAWD!!!
Stranger: MORE PAIN!!!!
You: AAAAHHH!!!!
Stranger: I'M SORRY BOB SAGET!!!
You: FUCK YOU GARY!!! :'(
Stranger: ah this was fun
You: yes it was
Stranger: AWAY WE GO!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Alteration
Legacy Member
MangleR zei:
Letterlijk het leven eruit gezogen.
dat ass
Yellowfield
Legacy Member
Nas
Legacy Member
Shit just got realYellowfield zei:
sevencrowns
Legacy Member
Blanco
Legacy Member
SHIGSY
Legacy Member
Alltime gamewishes die beginnen door te komen mogen we gerust als glimlach posten:
9lives - Games - Final Fantasy X - Final Fantasy X krijgt hd-versie voor PS3 en PS Vita
Nu nog 7, 8 & 9.
Edit:
The 90's:
http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/90s.jpg
Zitten een paar leuke tussen.
9lives - Games - Final Fantasy X - Final Fantasy X krijgt hd-versie voor PS3 en PS Vita
Nu nog 7, 8 & 9.
Edit:
The 90's:
http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/90s.jpg
Zitten een paar leuke tussen.
ryoudragon
Legacy Member
Het archief is een bevroren moment uit een vorige versie van dit forum, met andere regels en andere bazen. Deze posts weerspiegelen op geen enkele manier onze huidige ideeën, waarden of wereldbeelden en zijn op sommige plaatsen gecensureerd wegens ontoelaatbaar. Veel zijn in een andere tijdsgeest gemaakt, al dan niet ironisch - zoals in het ironische subforum Off-Topic - en zouden op dit moment niet meer gepost (mogen) worden. Toch bieden we dit archief nog graag aan als informatiedatabank en naslagwerk. Lees er hier meer over of start een gesprek met anderen.