Whale poem door DrunkNinjaMastr:
Oh little miss Lovewaitz
How are you dear
Harpoons were manned
As I hoisted my spear
A sea creature rises
From the depths of the sea
Upon further inspection
She was as cute as could be
At that point I froze
I was pretty smashed
Knowing I was delusional
I put down the Jack
Beer goggles off
A second chance to rebuke
I dropped my spear
Then loaded the nukes
WTF was I thinking
Begin the countdown to destruction
You couldn't even be saved
With forced liposuction
Three, two, one
Nukes flying through the air
Final destination
Is the fat grizzly bear
Boom, crash, blast
The sky was aflame
Awaiting in anxious silence
Before receiving my acclaim
The yetti is finished
A Plutonium roast
As I sit back and think
Boy that was close