Archief - The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test

Der Kommandant
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 68% antitolerant, and 57% blindly patriotic
Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: You would have been a Nazi, or at least aided them well and gladly.

Hallo, you pig. You would've lived a quiet and consenting civilian life in Germany, while the Nazis stomped all over people you didn't quite care about.

You would never have directly joined the Nazis, basically because (1) you're not so nationalistic, and (2) you're not that susceptible to crazy propaganda. However, you would've appreciated the Party because you liked how they cleaned out the [insert race you dislike here].

You scored higher than 40% on brainwashworthy

You scored higher than 88% on antitolerant

You scored higher than 50% on patriotic

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would NOT have STOOD UP to the Nazis.

Der Resistance
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 40% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 56% on brainwashworthy

You scored higher than 79% on antitolerant

You scored higher than 64% on patriotic

ADOLF HITLER himself
Achtung! You are 53% brainwashworthy, 45% antitolerant, and 57% blindly patriotic
You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be. Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.

Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.

Deutschland: Uber Alles!






My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 84% on brainwashworthy

You scored higher than 73% on antitolerant

You scored higher than 77% on patriotic

ADOLF HITLER himself
Achtung! You are 69% brainwashworthy, 81% antitolerant, and 100% blindly patriotic

You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be. Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.

Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.

Deutschland: Uber Alles!

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:


You scored higher than 98% on brainwashworthy
You scored higher than 96% on antitolerant
You scored higher than 99% on patriotic

:applause:

Der Resistance
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 47% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 4% antitolerant, and 28% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.




My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 14% on brainwashworthy

You scored higher than 0% on antitolerant

You scored higher than 36% on patriotic

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 0% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 28% blindly patriotic

Der Resistance
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 40% antitolerant, and 52% blindly patriotic