Page 1 (HELL YEAH):
Title: Sasori's Art!
Sidebar: From the hand of this genius inventor is born a world of terrifying puppets. Originally from the Hidden Sand, Sasori of the Red Sands is now "Akatsuki".
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Text: They've finally arrived, but...!
Naruto: Gaara! This isn't the time to be sleeping, damnit!
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Naruto: GAARA! YOU HEAR ME?!
Kakashi: Enough, Naruto...
You should already know...
Deidara: Yeah, yeah, you SHOULD already know. That he died a while ago, right?
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Naruto: Give...
Give him back, you son of a bitch!
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Kakashi: Calm down. You charge in like that and you'll get annihilated.
Naruto: Rrr...
Sasori: You take care of him (Gaara).
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Sasori: It looks like the "Jinchuuriki" wants to take him back
Deidara: Master...I might anger you by saying this, but...
I'll take care of this "Jinchuuriki"...Mmm.
Sasori: Look, Deidara, the mission is one "Jinchuuriki" per person. Don't press your luck. (OH NO HE DID NOT! OHHHHH SNAP!)
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Deidara: If an artist doesn't seek inspiration, he gets rusty, master.
There's a rumor that the Kyuubi Jinchuuriki is pretty strong...mmm.
Sasori: You're trying to tell me those explosions are supposed to be art?
Art is something that endures for years and years, where the beauty remains throughout.
Deidara: We are both creators, master...I respect you, but art is something fleeting, that exists and disappears in an instant.
Sakura: Wh...what's with these guys? (Yeah, really. Damn hippies.)
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Naruto: Quit fucking around!
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(ting)
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Sasori: Deidara, are you TRYING to piss me off?
Deidara: I just SAID you might get angry!
Sakura: He barely even looked at the shuriken...
Naruto: Grr...
Chiyo: So, he still uses the same puppets as in the past...
Deidara: Explosions are my art. It's a different concept than your little puppet shows!
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Sasori: Bah...
Deidara: Later, Master.
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Naruto: Stop, damnit!
Deidara: All right!
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Side: Sasori of the Akatsuki...what fearsome abilities does he possess?
Kakashi: Argh...Looks like Naruto won't be stopped, after all.
Naruto and I will fight the guy outside. Sakura, you and Elder Chiyobaa fight the guy in here. However...
Until Guy's team returns, don't try and bite off more than you can chew.
Sakura: Got it!
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Kakashi: Come in, Guy! Get back here as fast as you can!
Guy: I can't right now...my whole team got caught in the enemy's jutsu, and it's going to take some time...
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Kakashi: They're not making this easy...(I have NO idea on this one, but it makes sense.)
Sasori: Haaaa...(breathing out)
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Sakura: I know I can hold my own, but...the difference in experience...
and the number of people we've killed...
Chiyo: Sakura, don't be nervous. I'll fight him, you stay back.
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(ting ting)
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Sasori: If you're going to resist, I guess I have no choice...
How about about and that brat join my collection? Eh, Chiyobaa?
Text: The terrifying true form! What is this..."art"?!
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Sakura: Wh-what the hell?
Sasori: First I'll rip out your guts...then peel off the skin and clean up all the blood...
Chiyo: Sakura, that's not his true body...they're puppets.
Sasori: I'll treat it so it doesn't rot, and combine it with the rest of my traps.
Like the hag says, there's another body within this one...you two are just in time, together you'll become the 300th addition...to my art.
...tzal voor morge zijn^^
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