How to shutup Fu*khead sitting next to you on plane:
1. Remove your laptop from the briefcase;
2. Open the laptop slowly and carefully:
3. Turn it on, as well as the sound;
4. Make sure that the passenger next to you is looking;
5. Access the Internet;
6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open again and look up to heaven:
7. Take a deep breath and open the site:
The End!!!!
8. Observe the facial expression of the passenger seating next to you.
Have a good trip.
edit: de malk bloopert op TV
http://www.garagetv.be/video-galerij/gunkredactie/BLOOPERS_9LIVEStv.aspx 