Archief - [wreedOT] 4chan Party Van!

Dirty_Col zei:

fuck man, de nyoro~n meme is terug irritante shit

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Messias. zei:

4chan win

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Coolguy zei:

Total Annihilation!

Maar zelfs Anon is niet zo gemeen om dat echt te doen met die PS3s of toch?



AHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

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BrollyTL zei:

oh my fucking god

NEVER FUCK WIT ANON ... EVAR!

maar wat voor ne kak zijde ook als ge iconen als longcat pikt en gaat verkopen? dan vraagte toch op RAEP

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Coolguy zei:

The sandwich guy

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Hoshimaru zei:

Er zijn dingen bij, die hoe cru het ook mag zijn, gewoon waar zijn -_-
This is Africa. It is made of FAIL and AIDS.

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BrollyTL zei:

AIDS IS OVER!!!!!

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Well this is a story all about how,
My kingdom got flip-turned upside down.
I'd like to take a minute please check Encarta,
I'll tell you how I died while defending Sparta.

In Sparta of Greece born and raised,
Ruling warriors was how I spent most of my days.
Chillin out, phalanxin, training all cool,
And killing giant wolves instead of school.

When a couple of Persians, who were up to no good,
Started bribin Senators in my neighborhood.
I killed one little messenger and they all got scared and said,
"We're not givin you soldiers, take your royal guard there."

I whistled for a legion and when it came near,
There was only a couple Greeks and some Thespians here,
If anything I could say that doom awaits,
But I thought, "Nah, forget it, yo Spartans to the hot gates."

We fought Persian waves, about 7 or 8,
And I heard from my allies, "Its an honor, Leonidas",
Looked at Xerxes, there was no way outta this,
"We'll see your trooops soon, at Salamis."

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OK /b/, so I'm married and i have 2 girls, 3 and 5 years old.

My favourite time of the day is bath time (which i rarely miss) where me and the girls bathe together. My wife prefers to shower or when she does bath, she does so alone with a book. Anyway...at bath time, i sit each girl one on each leg and lather them up, rinse them etc. Naturally i get an erection (i'm a guy, i can't help these things) and most days the girl's have a curiosity about my cock (seeing it go from flacid to sticking up and hard) and so i let them play with it, tug it, squeeze it etc. nothing i ask them to do, i just let them do what they like to my cock and it feels nice usually so...yea...

Anyway, my wife comes in (i've been bathing the girls since they were born, though their cock curiosity is recent..maybe last 3 months) yesterday and sees me erect and starts screaming and grabs the kids and gets them dressed, drives off. Turns out she's taken the kids to my mother's house and won't speak to me. my mom has been kind enough to relay shit to me, but basically: I'm a pedo because i had an erection in the bathtub (and i explained that i'm a guy, i can't control these things) but she was all "it's not right to expose the girls to an erect penis at their age" and i'm all wtf.

she's trying to get the police involved and claiming i'm a pedo and unfit etc. she didn't even see the girls touching my penis, she just saw that i was hard. now she's took my kids, i think i'm gonna get divorced and possibly branded a child molester (grown man naked and erect with little girls sounds bad right? fuck...)

Worst thing is, she's gonna be asking the girls about bath time, and if they say they were playing with my winkie (what they call it) i'll be more fucked, and she'll tell them that it's "disgusting and wrong" so they'll grow up thinking they were ABUSED by me.

Worst day of my life. I am seriously considering suicide.

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