Heb ooit zo eens nen amerikaan gezien en dat ging als volgt.
*...Yall know when I do my thing I'm usually drunk, I'm a proffessional Alcholic,...but sometimes people (especially women) come in the room while I'm doing my show, and as they're coming in, they're giving comments,... 'look at the floor, it's sooooo dirty'...., then they watch me ...doing my show & being drunk....and start yelling,
....He's just drunk, look @ him, he's soo drunk, oooh my god how drunk is he, look @ him........
SO WHAT I'M NOT DRIVEN A BUS MOTHEFUCKER........*
en een ander...
*...I'm sitting at the bar drinking some beers and this jockey is sitting next to me, saying,...Come on man, drink man,....I'll be like 'man I've got to go to work tommorow.....Then the jock says...Man, I allready had 10 beers, man, you've got to catch up.....That's when I yelled....Man I allready had 8000 beers in my life...YOU CATCH UP....*
Nu lijkt het niet zo grappig maar man die deed dat zo droog, te zalig
Ik wist ook niet dat Jim Carrey stand ups deed, waar vind ik die sites ofzo...want met kazaa kan ik niet downen (is kapot ofzoiets)-