Archief - beste friends grap
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liberace zei:niemand
Plaats anders ff een threadje op het Gezocht Forum bij B&S.
Mss hebt ge wel ff geluk...
sledge
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Ross: I tried attacking two women. It did not work.
The Instructor: What?
Ross: No, I mean... it's okay, I mean, they're... they're my friends. In fact, I, I, I was married to one of them.
The Instructor: Let me get this straight, man. You attacked your ex-wife?
Ross: Oh, no! No, no! No, I tried. But I couldn't. That's why I'm here. Maybe we could attack them together?
En dan later in die episode, als Rachel en Phoebe vanachter Ross zijn gordijnen springen:
(Ross walks into his apartment and Phoebe and Rachel are hiding behind the curtain)
Rachel and Phoebe: [coming out] DANGER!
[Ross squeals like a little girl]
Rachel: Ahh... samon skin roll...
Die beweging die Rachl daarbij maakt
The Instructor: What?
Ross: No, I mean... it's okay, I mean, they're... they're my friends. In fact, I, I, I was married to one of them.
The Instructor: Let me get this straight, man. You attacked your ex-wife?
Ross: Oh, no! No, no! No, I tried. But I couldn't. That's why I'm here. Maybe we could attack them together?
En dan later in die episode, als Rachel en Phoebe vanachter Ross zijn gordijnen springen:
(Ross walks into his apartment and Phoebe and Rachel are hiding behind the curtain)
Rachel and Phoebe: [coming out] DANGER!
[Ross squeals like a little girl]
Rachel: Ahh... samon skin roll...
Die beweging die Rachl daarbij maakt
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AaronSlater002 zei:beste visual humor ooit bij the Joey awards...
Als hij een award niet wint ... de camera blijft hem filmen terwijl hij vollenbak ont schelden is enzo
dat was echt lachen !!!
Kheb die aflevering gisteren gekeken
Idd heel grappig !!
En de aflevering erna, met Ross en Monica hun nicht Cassie:
Ross [thinking]: She's your cousin. She's your cousin! If she knew what was going on in your head she'd think you were sick! Or would she? Let's back up a second. She was the one who suggested opening a bottle of wine. She was the one who turned down the lights. She was the one that wanted to rent Logan's Run, the sexiest movie ever. Oh, I know that look. Forget it. I want it. She wants it. I'm going in.
Cassie: Hey! What the hell are you doing?
Ross [thinking]: Say something clever! Okay, doesn't have to be clever, it just has to be words. Say some words. Any words will do. Oh my God! This is the longest that anyone has not talked, ever! There is nothing you can say to make this worse! So just say something!
Ross [aloud]:I, uh, I haven't had sex in a very long time.
Ross [thinking]: Yeah, you really shouldn't have said anything.
Rubmifer
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The One With The Giant Poking Device:
Rachel: And all these people actually died?
Phoebe: Yes, while I was in the chair. That's why I take such good care of my teeth now, ya know. It's not about oral hygiene, I floss to save lives.
Ross: Um, did you notice anything wierd about Ben today?
Monica: No, why?
Ross: Well, I was just playing with him, and ya know we were doing the alphabet song, which he used to be really good at, but suddenly he's leaving out "e" and "f". It's like they just, uh, I don't know, fell out of his head.
Monica: Really?
Ross: Oh, and also he's, he's walkin' kinda funny. I mean, it's like his left leg is moving a lot faster than his right leg. He's in there just sort of, ya know....
Monica: Oh my God, I wrecked your baby!
Rachel (to Ross): I hope it's still funny when you're in hell.
The One Where Paul's The Man:
Paul : Just relax. Just relax, Paul, you're doing great. She likes you. She... maybe, she likes you. She likes you. Youknow why? Because you're a... neat guy. You are the man. You are... The Man! I still got it! Nice and sexy. You're just a love machine. [singing] I'm just a love machine, and I won't work for nobody but you! Hey baby!
later die aflevering:
Ross: All right, fine! Fine, have me fired! But, uh, I want you to know that you and I are... are not all that different. I mean, I, too, am a neat guy.
Paul:What?
Ross: And I, too, am just a love machine.
Paul: Ross... let me show you where the guest room is.
Rachel: And all these people actually died?
Phoebe: Yes, while I was in the chair. That's why I take such good care of my teeth now, ya know. It's not about oral hygiene, I floss to save lives.
Ross: Um, did you notice anything wierd about Ben today?
Monica: No, why?
Ross: Well, I was just playing with him, and ya know we were doing the alphabet song, which he used to be really good at, but suddenly he's leaving out "e" and "f". It's like they just, uh, I don't know, fell out of his head.
Monica: Really?
Ross: Oh, and also he's, he's walkin' kinda funny. I mean, it's like his left leg is moving a lot faster than his right leg. He's in there just sort of, ya know....
Monica: Oh my God, I wrecked your baby!
Rachel (to Ross): I hope it's still funny when you're in hell.
The One Where Paul's The Man:
Paul : Just relax. Just relax, Paul, you're doing great. She likes you. She... maybe, she likes you. She likes you. Youknow why? Because you're a... neat guy. You are the man. You are... The Man! I still got it! Nice and sexy. You're just a love machine. [singing] I'm just a love machine, and I won't work for nobody but you! Hey baby!
later die aflevering:
Ross: All right, fine! Fine, have me fired! But, uh, I want you to know that you and I are... are not all that different. I mean, I, too, am a neat guy.
Paul:What?
Ross: And I, too, am just a love machine.
Paul: Ross... let me show you where the guest room is.
Het archief is een bevroren moment uit een vorige versie van dit forum, met andere regels en andere bazen. Deze posts weerspiegelen op geen enkele manier onze huidige ideeën, waarden of wereldbeelden en zijn op sommige plaatsen gecensureerd wegens ontoelaatbaar. Veel zijn in een andere tijdsgeest gemaakt, al dan niet ironisch - zoals in het ironische subforum Off-Topic - en zouden op dit moment niet meer gepost (mogen) worden. Toch bieden we dit archief nog graag aan als informatiedatabank en naslagwerk. Lees er hier meer over of start een gesprek met anderen.