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Blade: Trinity
After losing the battle for humanity to Blade (Wesley Snipes) numerous times, the vampires (led by Parker Posey, and yes, you sadly read that right) have called upon their ultimate weapon, Dracula (a stunningly miscast Dominic Purcell), to destroy their archenemy. However, Blade is faced with his own problems after being charged with murder, leaving a group of vampire hunters called The Nightstalkers (including Ryan Reynolds, Jessica Biel, and Patton Oswalt) as his only allies.
'Blade: Trinity' suffers from a newly discovered syndrome called 'Seed of Chuckyism,' named after Don Mancini's appalling horror sequel that invaded cinemas last month. The 'Blade' series has been written by David Goyer every step of the way, yet 'Trinity' is his first stab at directing a vampire adventure himself. Much like 'Chucky,' the rational is that by letting the creator behind the camera, he will know best how the franchise should be run. And much like 'Chucky,' 'Trinity' is a disorganized, chaotic film that directly flies in the face of what was accomplished in the previous sequel.
'Blade II' was directed by Guillermo Del Toro ('Hellboy'), and that fanboy beloved filmmaker put a sticky sense of horror back into the comic book-based character. Del Toro also treated the material with respect, even questing to bring an epic feel to what is traditionally a simplistic martial arts extravaganza occasionally interrupted by bloodsucking freaks. 'Trinity' casually throws away what Del Toro worked hard to achieve, and Goyer replaces the fun with heaps of numbing blow-em-up material, and the worst editing I've seen in a motion picture in some time. And not just the fight sequences either, which are ridiculously overcooked and unnecessarily captured with just about every angle imaginable, but even in the dialog moments. It feels as though Goyer is sloppily trying to cover deleted story points, as his sequences aimlessly bounce across the room without much reason. 'Trinity' is a disjointed and headache-inducing experience right from the start, when in actuality; a 'Blade' film shouldn't feel like that until the last 20 minutes. The movie opens with an uninspired, baffling opening credits sequence, and it just gets worse from there.
Another criticism comes with the title. The picture is called 'Blade: Trinity,' yet our friendly neighborhood vampire killer is hardly the focus of this sequel. It's almost hilarious to see Snipes standing around in the background, waiting for something to do as Goyer tends to a subplot featuring Whistler's (Kris Kristofferson) daughter, Abigail (Biel), or his incessant need to have everybody walk around in slow motion. Blade isn't the focal point of 'Trinity,' which is confusing to the franchise, and leaves the audience with a participation gap the first two films were careful to avoid.
Moreover, who decided that Dracula, that king of kings when it comes to nightmares, should be played by an actor who resembles a German nightclub bouncer? 'Trinity' can never quite overcome that critical casting mistake.
'Trinity,' unexpectedly, is also somewhat of a comedy, with the Nightstalkers led by Hannibal King, nicely played by rising comic ace, Ryan Reynolds. Reynolds is here to have some fun, and his ad-libs work for the most part due to his snarky delivery and general ease with playing a macho vampire hunter. Reynolds saves 'Trinity' with his timing. Faced with the likes of Posey as a chic vamp goddess (who can't spit out her dialog while wearing her vampire teeth) and Blade 'coochie-cooing' an infant, we'll call this an easy lay-up for Reynolds, but his presence is welcome.
For the finale, 'Blade: Trinity' crumbles into a thousand tiny pieces. Characters introduced are quickly forgotten, what little logic there is (and should be expected of a 'Blade' film) falls completely by the wayside, and there's an odd, almost impressionistic ending that neither provokes nor answers any questions about the resolution. Goyer was simply the wrong man to set loose in this world, for now the once promising 'Blade' franchise has been crippled by his unfortunate tinkering. ---- 4/10
Crystal Method 
maar voor de rest goed geamuseerd 
You're kidding right? Kheb Blade nog niet gezien ma in I Robot lag het er toch ook wel te dik op 
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