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Did you rotated those tires like i asked you to?
Dad,... don't they rotate every time i drive?

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kelso: Relax erik it's not a gun, it's a BB-gun

zo goe hem da zegt

weet nimeer juist hoe ze gaat

maar hide doet iets met kelso achter de zetel en je hoort ineens zo
'aaaaah my eye'

super gewoon

idd er is een aflevering waar ze terugblikken naar alle keren da er iets was met ze oog das wanneer ze het jaarboek picture moeten nemen en forman een puist krijgt

Kelso = De Man ...

Zalige kerel

De Canada scene met Leo & de wachters .

Leo aka Chong rulez ^^

Hide: What's in the bag?
Leo: well, how shall I put this... illegal drugs
....
Leo: Don't get pulled over by the cops
... Man, i just told you don't get p...

Kelso: Jackie, how can I say this without hurting your feelings.
Oh, I know, I don't want your stupid stuff in my cool van.

Kelso: Red, heyyy...
Red: *Kelso aanstarend*
Kelso: Well, euhm, I needed to borrow your saw to euhm... chop down a tree..
Red: Why'd you want to chop down a tree?
Kelso: Because there's an animal, a rabbit stuck in there. And I want to release the rabbit in the wild so it can lay its eggs.
Red: Kelso, rabbits don't...
Red: How the hell did a rabbit get up a tree?
Kelso: Euhm, Eric threw it up there..
Red: Eric...threw a rabbit... up a tree?
Kelso: Well yeah, he's a sadistic bastard.

ZO strijk gelegen met die scene (ik kan ze nog +- uit mijn hoofd ) scene uit Hyde's Birthday trouwens, de aflevering met deze quote:

Red: So euhm, what are they doing now?
Hyde: Prison, dead, pumping gass, prison...
Red: So what's it going to be Hyde, prison, death or a birthday party?

of die scene als Red alsmaar ont vloeken is

aaah the bleepage

of
the five stages of madness van Red

anger, fury, rage, super-rage , cursing god for bringing him into this world

Of met de

"special brownies"

Biomech zei:

Of met de

"special brownies"

Klik om te vergroten...

die was zalig

Red: "dumbass"

[on Valentine's day]
Kitty Forman: Oooh, look how cute you are. This is just like when you were 5, and played make believe dinner. Only this time, it won't end by Donna sitting on Eric's face.
[Awkward pause]
Kitty Forman: OK.
[Kitty and Red start leaving]
Red Forman: Kitty, that was bad.
Kitty Forman: I know, keep walking.
[Kitt and Red finally leave]
Eric: Oh, good, and I thought this was going to be awkward

Wanneer Jackie en Donna aan het praten zijn voor de voordeur van Eric.
Red: Go talk on your own damn porch.

Meer Red quotes:
Fez: You don't like me because I'm not from here.
Red: This has nothing to do with you being a foreigner. This is about you taking advantage of my daughter like a sneaky foreigner!

Kitty Forman: Sex, it's not dirty.
Red Forman: It's not clean either.

[Eric catches his parents having sex, and they find out]
Kitty Forman: Red, say something.
Red Forman: It's more fun than it looks.

Eric: Hey dad. You coming back inside?
Red Forman: Eric, I love your grandmother very much. I just can't talk to her or spend any time with her.
Eric: Did I mention that I'm in there rubbing her feet?
Red Forman: Eric, sometimes you got to play through the pain.
Eric: What?
Red Forman: I don't know. Just, get back in there.

[on buying an economy car during the oil crisis]
Red Forman: The last time I was that close to a Japanese machine, it was shooting at me.

Red Forman: We're all gonna go to church and we're gonna have a damn nice Sunday.

Eric: [badly hungover] My head hurts.
Red Forman: That's your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.

Red Forman: What the hell kind of restaurant is this? You got eight people singing happy birthday, and no one can bring my wife a damn salad.

Red Forman: This is a smoke detector.
Michael Kelso: Does that detect any type of smoke?

Red Forman: You know, Steven, you're a smart guy. You really should go to college. You're coming with us, this weekend.
Steven Hyde: You don't trust me alone in the house, do you?
Red Forman: See how smart you are?

lol at laatste die wask vergeten \o/

die aflevering waarin Leo en zen neef gelovek de kelder moeten herinrichten waarna ze alles een centimeterke verschuiven.
khoor Leo nog zeggen tegen Red: "It's art man."

Eric: So... are you ready for sex ?
Donna: no
[waits]
Eric: ...now ?
Donna: no
[waits longer]
Eric: maybe now ?
Donna: no
[waits longer]
Eric: How about now ?
Donna: YES !
Eric: Really ??
Donna: No

:d zalig gewoon. Dat daar maar snel R2 dvd's vanuit komen.

In een aflevering waardat ze terug gaan toendat Red en Kitty nog geen kinderen hadden,Kitty was net zwanger. En Red had ne maat waardatie heeltijd onozel met doet. Kitty wilde hem overtuigen dat hij die onozele manieren en die vriend moest laten vallen. Red zijn reactie:
You're right kitty,he's dumb.... he's an ass...... he's a.......(lichtje op de achtergrond) DUMBASS

Overlaatst nog:

Donna: "Yeah, you're right Eric, let's have sex RIGHT now!"
Eric: "Really?"
Donna: "No.."
Eric: "STOP DOING THAT TO ME!"

inderdaad
ik heb ne minuut platgelegen met die quote:
...STOP doing that to me