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Wu-chAn

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"You've got red on you"

"I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics. If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh. Oh."

Joanna: How dare you judge me? Look at you. You're just some penny-stealing... criminal... man.
Peter Gibbons: Well that may be, but at least I never slept with Lumbergh.
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Schummi88

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"I'm in the dark here" die is mij altijd wel bijgebleven, Al Pacino in Scent Of A Women waarin dattem nen blinde speelt.
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LeSec

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There are only two things I can't stand in this world:
People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the dutch!

VHAAT! Take the fasshhaah awaaay, Dutchhater!

Eigelijk praktisch elke quote uit austin powers films :p
Magistraal platgaan :D
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BFMV_007

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vin diesel in a man apart.


so you think you're the man cuz you move a KI here and there.
lemme tell ya somethin, the real motherfuckers dont move a ki, they move 50 metric tons a month!
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steckie

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Monthy Python and the holy grail

King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
The Black Knight: 'Tis but a scratch.
King Arthur: A scratch?! Your arm's off.
The Black Knight: No it isn't.
King Arthur: Then what's that then.
The Black Knight: I've had worse.

Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering silmite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king!
Dennis interrupting: Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!

Dennis: Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!

Dennis: Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

Dennis: Help! Help! I'm being repressed! Come see the violence inherent in the system! Violence inherent in the system!
Did you see him repressing me?
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chomo

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I kill a communist for fun, but for a green card, I'm gonna carve him up real nice. :)



Greetz
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Bad Religion

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Emerxill zei:
Elizabeth Swann: There will come a moment when you have the chance to do the right thing.
Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.

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Jack Sparrow: [empties bottle of rum] Why is the rum always gone?
Jack Sparrow: [stands up and staggers drunkenly] Oh... that's why.

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Jack Sparrow: [to cannibals after escaping them onto the Black Pearl] My children! This is the day you will always remember as the day you...
[gets splashed by a wave]
Jack Sparrow: Captain Jack Sparrow.

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Klik om te vergroten...

geweldig de rum quote !
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Darius Craven

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Kweenie of em er al heeft gestaan... ZOOLANDER :)

Matilda: I became...
Hansel: What?
Matilda: Bulimic.
Derek Zoolander: You can read minds?

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Boddah

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alles van Arnie..
'I'll be back' is de klassieker, maar het aantal quotes is ontelbaar..
en dan vooral uit Predator:
- Dilluhn, you suhn of a bitch!!! *begint te armworstelen*
- What's dah mattah Dillon? Da CIA got you pushink too many pehncils?
- Dis kabinet ministuhr, duz he always trahvel on duh wruhong side of der borduhr?
- GET TOO DA CHOPPAAAA!
- en de beste: 'Come on... Come on! Do it! Do it! Come on. Come on! Kill me! I'm here! Kill me! I'm here! Kill me! Come on! Kill me! I'm here! Come on! Do it now! Kill me! I'm here!'
(uitgesproken als KA MAAARN ! KA MAARN ! DO EET! DO EET! KA MAARN. KA MAARN. KIL MEEEE. IM HEEEEEEEER! KIL MEEE! KA MAAAAARN, KIL MEE! IM HEEEEEEEER! DO IT NAAAAAAUWWWWWWW! KIL MEEEEEEEE I'M HEEEEEEEER! )
:lol: :applause:
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DJ-Focus

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say hello to my little friend (scareface)

i am going to make him and offer he cant refuse (the godfather)

brian: nice car whats the retail of one of those
kerel: more than you can affort it pall. ferrari
vin : smoke him (the fast and the furious)

jim carrey: looooser, like a glove
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spilliespeedy

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Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning.

dom the fast and the furious
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Gromme

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Uit nothing to lose

T. Paul sneaks into Nick's car and points a gun to his head]
T. Paul: Welcome to hell, Bitch. Car keys, wallet, now!
[No reaction from Nick]
T. Paul: You hear what I said? Okay you listen and listen good, this a gun? K? Don't be fucking around with no gun, white boy. Hello? I'm talking to you! Can you hear what the fuck I'm saying to you?!
Nick Beam: Boy did you pick the wrong guy on the wrong day.



T. Paul: There's a spider on your head.
Nick Beam: What?
T. Paul: There's a spider on yo head.
Nick Beam: Look, I'm sorry, I'm not up on all this jive talkin', home boy lingo, what's that supposed to mean? "There's a spider on your head"?
T. Paul: It means there's a spider on your motherfuckin' head, man!
Nick Beam: Well get it off! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!
T. Paul: I ain't touchin' that shit!
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Stichero

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arnie wanneer hij zijn vrouw (sharon stone) in het hoofd schiet: "consider this a divorce" :love:
wanneer arnie met een gigantische drilboor een ***** doorboort: "SCREW YOU!" :lol:
austin powers: "ow behave ! yeah baby!"
dr. evil: "sharks with freaking laserbeams attached to their heads"
dennis nedry uit jurassic parc: "Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word. "
nog meer van die JP quotes http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107290/quotes
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Gromme

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Uit JP is dit een prachtig zinnetje,

Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
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sexymofo

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gisteren nog zo ne goeie gehoord. Van de Matrix denk ik. Ma ik kan er nie opkomen.

gevonden:
Bane: Oh God.
Agent Smith: Smith will suffice.
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Delirium

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Sin City zit ook vol super quotes :) vooral die van Marv zijn zalig

"I love hitmen. No matter what you do to them, you don't feel bad."

"That there is one damn fine coat you're wearin'. "

"I take away his weapon... both of them"

"It's time to prove to your friends that you're worth a damn. Sometimes that means dying, sometimes it means killing a whole lot of people."
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bhaalspawn

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Deze van Marv vin ik ook spectaculair (zeker me de lichaamstaal erbij):
"This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They're back! There's no choice left. And I'm ready for war. "
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