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Mijn favoriete quotes uit Reservoir Dogs:

Mr Blue: How many dicks is that?
Mr White: A lot!

Mr. Pink: She was okay. She wasn't anything special.
Mr. Blue: What's special? Take you in the back and suck your dick?

Mr Blonde: Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie? Or are you gonna bite?

Mr Blonde: You ever listen to K-Billy's "Super Sounds of the Seventies" weekend? It's my personal favorite.

Nice Guy Eddie: The chick got tired of him beatin' her so one night she walks in the guys bedroom and super glues his dick to his belly. Ambulance came and had to cut the prick loose.
Mr. Pink: That ain't all that bad.
Nice Guy Eddie: Oh yeah? How would you feel if every time you had to take a piss you had to do a hand stand?

er zijn 3 soorten mensen mensen die niet kunnen tellen en die het wel kunnen

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

Gladiator ==> kiekevelmoment

Jules: Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot fuckin' master. --pulp fiction

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Jules: Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice, but he springs this serious GOURMET shit on us! What flavor is this?
Jimmie: Knock it off, Jules.
Jules: [pause] What?
Jimmie: I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage.
Jules: Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that...
Jimmie: No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage?

ook uit pulp fiction ..vooral diene laatste zin van jimmie

De quotes uit ace ventura: when nature calls zijn gewoon zalig

klik

[spying, sitting in a mechanical rhino]
Ace: Pretty hot in these rhinos...



Ace: [parking] Like a glove!

Ook paar dumb & dumber quotes:

Lloyd: The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her.
Harry: That's a special feeling, Lloyd.


Lloyd: That's a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?
Lady at bus stop: Austria.
Lloyd: Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!
Lady at bus stop: Let's not.

Harry: One time, we successfully mated a bulldog with a Shih-Tzu.
Mary: Really? That's strange.
Harry: Yeah, we called it a bullshit.

[while petting Petey, who's head has been taped back on by duct tape]
Blind Kid: Pretty bird. Can you say pretty bird? Pretty bird.

Harry: Ooh, look at the buns on that one...
Lloyd: Yeah, he must work out.

State Trooper: Pullover!
Harry: No, it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing.
Lloyd: Yeah, killer boots man!

Harry: Where's the booze?
Lloyd: I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart. I didn't even see it coming.
Harry: Oh, no, no.
Lloyd: Come on, Harry.
Harry: It gets worse. My parakeet, Petey.
Lloyd: Yeah?
Harry: He's dead.
Lloyd: Oh, man, I'm sorry. What happened?
Harry: His head fell off.
Lloyd: His head fell off?
Harry: Yeah. He was pretty old.

die film is geniaal gewoon

Zowat alles wat Billy Bob Thornton zegt in Bad Santa.
Vandaag was hij ook wel vrij grappig in "Waking up in Reno" bij momenten

sexymofo zei:

Zowat alles wat Billy Bob Thornton zegt in Bad Santa.
Vandaag was hij ook wel vrij grappig in "Waking up in Reno" bij momenten

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bad santa....geschifte film

die gesprekken me dien kleinen zijn echt zo goe

Kid: Should I fix you some sandwiches?
Willie: I don't want any fucking sandwiches. What is it with you and fixin' fucking sandwiches?

Kid: Why do you need a car?
Willie: What the fuck are you talking about?
Kid: This car.
Willie: Which turn is it?
Kid: Sage Terrace. Where's your sleigh?
Willie: It's in the shop, getting repaired.
Kid: Where are the reindeer?
Willie: I stabled them. Is it left or right?
Kid: That way. Where's the stable?
Willie: Next to the shop.
Kid: How do they sleep?
Willie: Who? The reindeer? Standing up.
Kid: But the noise. How do they sleep?
Willie: What noise?
Kid: From the shop.
Willie: They only work during the day, all right?
Kid: I thought it was always night at the North Pole.
Willie: Well, not now. Right now it's always day.
Kid: Then how do they sleep?
Willie: Oh, shit. Sage Terrace. What is it with you, anyway? Somebody drop you on your fucking head?
Kid: On *my* head?
Willie: Well, yeah. What, are they gonna drop you on somebody else's head?
Kid: How can they drop me onto my own head?
Willie: No, not *onto* your... Would... God damn it! Are you fucking with me?

om strijk te gaan

and how cute can a boy get

"I can only express puzzlement bordering on alarm"

Sin city, toen moest ik toch wel even in de lach schieten

Beverly hills cop 1, 2 & 3

Sergeant Taggart: We're more likely to believe an important local businessman than a foul-mouthed jerk from out of town.
Axel Foley: Foul-mouthed? Fuck you, man.

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Axel Foley: Gimme the keys! I'm gonna follow them!
Jenny Summers: Have you ever driven a Mercedes before?
Axel Foley: No, but a car is a car! I drive my car every day!
Jenny Summers: I'm driving. I've seen your car.
Axel Foley: Oh shit, that's cold.

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Axel Foley: Are you driving with your eyes open? Or you like using "the force"?
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Axel sees Rosewood with a huge pistol]
Axel Foley: What the hell is that for?
Billy Rosewood: After the shootout at the club, I figured I needed more firepower.
Axel Foley: Man, we gotta talk, seriously. Who do you think you are, Clint Eastwood? Dirty Rosewood?

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Axel: You got a fifty dollar bill?
Jon Flint: I've got a wife and three kids. I haven't seen a fifty in twelve years.
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Geniaal gewoon en dan de stem van Eddy erbij... damn

"Get on your knees scumbag."
"Choke yourself boy!"
"Don't touch my hand."

"How tall are you, private?"
"Sir, five-foot-nine sir."
"I didn't know they stacked shit that high."

Blinkin: Oh Master Robin!
[hugging a replica statue of the Venus de Milo]
Blinkin: You lost your arms in battle! But you grew some nice boobs.
Robin Hood: Blinkin, I'm over here.
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[after falling from a tree]
Blinkin: I can see!
[runs right into another tree]
Blinkin: Nope, I was wrong.
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Robin Hood: Lend me your ears!
[Crowd proceeds to pull off ears and throw them at Robin]
Robin Hood: That's disgusting!
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Sheriff of Rottingham: Wasn't your... didn't your mole used to be on the other side?
Prince John: I have a MOLE?

[ROBIN HOOD MEN IN TIGHTS]
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Patrick Bateman: I don't think we should see each other any more.
Evelyn Williams: Why? What's wrong?
Patrick Bateman: I need to engage in homicidal behaviour on a massive scale. It can not be corrected but I have no other way to fulfill my needs.
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Waiter: Would you like to hear today's specials?
Patrick Bateman: Not if you want to keep your spleen.
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Patrick Bateman: There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone, in fact I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape, but even after admitting this there is no catharsis, my punishment continues to elude me and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself; no new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing.


[American Psycho (den nieuwen)]
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Sofía: I think she's the saddest girl to ever to hold a martini.
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Sofía: I'll tell you in another life, when we are both cats.
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David: Even in my dreams, I'm an idiot who knows he's about to wake up to reality.
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Sofía: What about you? What's your nickname?
David: Citizen Dildo.
Sofía: Hmm. You are not staying over.
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David: Do you remember what you told me once? That every passing minute is a another chance to turn it all around.
Sofía: I'll find you again.
David: I'll see you in another life... when we are both cats.

[VANILLA SKY]
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Partridge: "But I, being poor, have only my dreams. I have spread my dreams under your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams." I assume you dream, Preston.
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The speech van father is ook zalig ^^
[Equilibrium]

tot zover mijne quotes

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!" (gone with the wind)

Wolfje zei:

American Psycho (den nieuwen)

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Is er dan ene oude??

lol neeje maar allez ja vele mensen refereren naar dien nieuwen als gewoon "psycho" (omdaddet daar zo wa van afstamt) e dien cult film, (gebt ook al ne american psycho 2)

Wolfje zei:

lol neeje maar allez ja vele mensen refereren naar dien nieuwen als gewoon "psycho" (omdaddet daar zo wa van afstamt) e dien cult film, (gebt ook al ne american psycho 2)

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Wat ander mensen doen maakt mij niet zoveel uit maar American Psycho heeft echt niet veel te maken met dien cult film Psycho .

En dat er nen 2e is weet ik wel maar uw quotes kwamen zowiezo niet uit de 2e want ze zijn van Patrick en die doet nimeer mee.

-You're making a big mistake man, a BIg mistake.
-Yeah? Well, you already made a pretty big mistake yourself, you forgot to flush.


-I dont know bout you but im having a ball. (als Marv die kerel meesleept in zen auto)

beide uit sin city btw

Lint zei:

Wat ander mensen doen maakt mij niet zoveel uit maar American Psycho heeft echt niet veel te maken met dien cult film Psycho .

En dat er nen 2e is weet ik wel maar uw quotes kwamen zowiezo niet uit de 2e want ze zijn van Patrick en die doet nimeer mee.

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tga alle2 over ne getikte moordenaar?

Killed anybody?
-No just a few cops
Any real people?

reservor dogs

Uit The O.C. , reeks met de zaligste sarcastische/ironische/... quotes
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Seth: Dude. You're a Cohen now. Welcome to a life of insecurity and paralyzing self-doubt.
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Seth: It turns out that I'm quite skilled at getting a date if it's not for me.
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Seth sitting on the bed in a tawdry motel in Mexico watching static on the television.

Summer:What are you doing?
Seth:Almost watching tv...this is either Spongebob Squarepants or JAG

Inderdaad, die seth zijn humor is echt wel uber.