Archief - Een liedje door piemel laten zingen
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Cell
Legacy Member
you'll never win with your lame ass bitchin'
as soon as i begin, your mouth will fall open and you'll be illin'
you make people believe that you're a girl, tryin' to make their hearts swirl.
we all know that you're a fat ass nigga on a chair, using the fake name Claire.
that shit aint fair you know, they get feelings and start to bow for your bitch ass love flow.
lets see how you will end, you wont have another friend, nomather how much you pretend.
ela, no booze & no weed. wtf is happening
as soon as i begin, your mouth will fall open and you'll be illin'
you make people believe that you're a girl, tryin' to make their hearts swirl.
we all know that you're a fat ass nigga on a chair, using the fake name Claire.
that shit aint fair you know, they get feelings and start to bow for your bitch ass love flow.
lets see how you will end, you wont have another friend, nomather how much you pretend.
ela, no booze & no weed. wtf is happening
iXzion
Legacy Member
Cell zei:you'll never win with your lame ass bitchin'
as soon as i begin, your mouth will fall open and you'll be illin'
you make people believe that you're a girl, tryin' to make their hearts swirl.
we all know that you're a fat ass nigga on a chair, using the fake name Claire.
that shit aint fair you know, they get feelings and start to bow for your bitch ass love flow.
lets see how you will end, you wont have another friend, nomather how much you pretend.
ela, no booze & no weed. wtf is happening
Awéééé nico ;D Da was pure west ze moat
Veruca
Legacy Member
Cell zei:you'll never win with your lame ass bitchin'
as soon as i begin, your mouth will fall open and you'll be illin'
you make people believe that you're a girl, tryin' to make their hearts swirl.
we all know that you're a fat ass nigga on a chair, using the fake name Claire.
that shit aint fair you know, they get feelings and start to bow for your bitch ass love flow.
lets see how you will end, you wont have another friend, nomather how much you pretend.
ela, no booze & no weed. wtf is happening
You thought I was a chick
that's hilarious, come on
I'm only rubbing clit
when I'm with your mom
And who the hell is Claire?
You watched too much Lost?
you need to cut your hair,
and get your eyes un-crossed.
And what's that on your face?
- prepare for the burn -
'cuz that looks like a trace
of your daddy's sperm
Cell
Legacy Member
The only "clit" you'll ever rub, is the one from the tranvestite in the club.
you think you're smart, but bitch i also allways get back hard to rip you apart.
i never watch TV, sippin' on my Henney while i'm getting your bitch her pussy itchy.
now dont feel sad & bad, your bitch is the best i've ever had.
her pussy is still tight, i make her screaming every night, its a real delight.
wanna come over for a fight? nah, you're a bitch, thats right!
you think you're smart, but bitch i also allways get back hard to rip you apart.
i never watch TV, sippin' on my Henney while i'm getting your bitch her pussy itchy.
now dont feel sad & bad, your bitch is the best i've ever had.
her pussy is still tight, i make her screaming every night, its a real delight.
wanna come over for a fight? nah, you're a bitch, thats right!
Veruca
Legacy Member
Hah, you're nothing but a clown
and I'm feeling all this joy
'cuz my lyrics knock you down
does it hurt, Cell my boy?
I see you trying, bub
but you remind me of Whitney
holding your hands up
screaming “Bobby don’t hit me”
Well I am the Mighty Hammer
and you're a lowly nail
Now here comes the slammer
and I ain’t talkin’ jail
Now your head’s in the gutter
and you should take a nap
Because all you do is stutter
and th-th-that’s a wrap.
and I'm feeling all this joy
'cuz my lyrics knock you down
does it hurt, Cell my boy?
I see you trying, bub
but you remind me of Whitney
holding your hands up
screaming “Bobby don’t hit me”
Well I am the Mighty Hammer
and you're a lowly nail
Now here comes the slammer
and I ain’t talkin’ jail
Now your head’s in the gutter
and you should take a nap
Because all you do is stutter
and th-th-that’s a wrap.
iXzion
Legacy Member
Veruca zei:You thought I was a chick
that's hilarious, come on
I'm only rubbing clit
when I'm with your mom
And who the hell is Claire?
You watched too much Lost?
you need to cut your hair,
and get your eyes un-crossed.
And what's that on your face?
- prepare for the burn -
'cuz that looks like a trace
of your daddy's sperm
Probeerselken ;D
That dude dissing ma homeboy
Thinking he is king of 9lives
But he is made out of soft soil
Yeah, i banged all his wives'
Now fuck yeah who is claire?
She's just like your sister
I'm taking her money from wellfare
I know what she likes, she calls me fister
Now why are you dissing my homboy's father?
That white was soap, it aint your concern?
Now you are just going to fail harder
Yeah your daddy gets straight in your ass, like a worm
Cell
Legacy Member
You've been strugglin' ever since the day you were born, getting raped in your ass with a big piece of corn.
Your daddy and your momma never loved your ass, get yourself a gun and get ready to get blaaaasst.
Ever since the raping you got stuck in a depression, teach yourself a lesson, now stop wasting time and pull the trigger from that smith & wesson!
you never had a plan about what to do in life, popping pills everyday and behave though with your bitch ass knife.
you behaved like a knight, but you never won a fight. thats why you're still cryin' every single damn night.
now stop behaving like a queer, and get your ass over here. stop showin' fear allthough your end is near.
Edit: bedankt voor de rep wi
Your daddy and your momma never loved your ass, get yourself a gun and get ready to get blaaaasst.
Ever since the raping you got stuck in a depression, teach yourself a lesson, now stop wasting time and pull the trigger from that smith & wesson!
you never had a plan about what to do in life, popping pills everyday and behave though with your bitch ass knife.
you behaved like a knight, but you never won a fight. thats why you're still cryin' every single damn night.
now stop behaving like a queer, and get your ass over here. stop showin' fear allthough your end is near.
Edit: bedankt voor de rep wi
Veruca
Legacy Member
Nice!Anyway, iXzion...
You're trying to rap in his stead?
Do you also hold his cock when he pees?
I bet you firmly grab his head,
when he gets down on his knees.
Talkin' about having sex with girls,
but we already know
there's a reason you got curls,
newsflash: you're a homo.
I bet you cross swords,
when you listen to Gaga,
and I'm not talking about Rings and Lords,
it's more like the 'Revenge of the Assfuckers' saga.
Now wipe away the cum,
that's dripping from your lips,
I bet you're fabulous 'hon',
surrounded by these dicks.
Now before I go on,
and bring you down a little more,
how about a song
about how you're a whore?
And I'm dead serious.
You see a smile on my face?
Shit, you must be delirious
Time to put you in your place
Ah fuck it,
Now go and run away
Before you get hit
in the not-so-gay kinda way.
Veruca
Legacy Member
Cell zei:You've been strugglin' ever since the day you were born, getting raped in your ass with a big piece of corn.
Your daddy and your momma never loved your ass, get yourself a gun and get ready to get blaaaasst.
Ever since the raping you got stuck in a depression, teach yourself a lesson, now stop wasting time and pull the trigger from that smith & wesson!
you never had a plan about what to do in life, popping pills everyday and behave though with your bitch ass knife.
you behaved like a knight, but you never won a fight. thats why you're still cryin' every single damn night.
now stop behaving like a queer, and get your ass over here. stop showin' fear allthough your end is near.
Edit: bedankt voor de rep wi
Lol... da hebde zo gepikt, want het klinkt bekend... misschien hier en daar wat woordjes aangepast.
Het archief is een bevroren moment uit een vorige versie van dit forum, met andere regels en andere bazen. Deze posts weerspiegelen op geen enkele manier onze huidige ideeën, waarden of wereldbeelden en zijn op sommige plaatsen gecensureerd wegens ontoelaatbaar. Veel zijn in een andere tijdsgeest gemaakt, al dan niet ironisch - zoals in het ironische subforum Off-Topic - en zouden op dit moment niet meer gepost (mogen) worden. Toch bieden we dit archief nog graag aan als informatiedatabank en naslagwerk. Lees er hier meer over of start een gesprek met anderen.