Archief - Voor de hopeloze zwammer...

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Grim

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ame: Rueben
You know what I mean by rocks my world, it's when laying next to one another on a Caribbean beach, staring just past your feet, at the edge of the blue sea, without the need for a single word, as no words could possibly describe how you feel. THIS DESCRIPTION IS NOTHING MORE THAN A PRETTY PICTURE WITHOUT YOU.
Country: Nova Scotia, Canada

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Name: Armin
Ich liebe frau. Ich liebe bier. Ich liebe brezeln. Ich liebe, liede beim trinken des bieres zu singen den frauen und essen der brezeln. Sie mögen mich?
Country: Linz, Austria

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Name: Andrew
I am a bit of a paradox. I am a very laid-back man who is also an insatiable adrenaline junkie. I live for the moment... work hard, play hard, and can then chill with the best of 'em. As a 23 year old balding man I'm in a hurry to find love.
Country: South Dakota, USA

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Name: Bertram
Clyde seeks Bonnie to be partners in crime... I am a trouble maker! Techno-hedonist prone to psychobabble and taking stupid risks. Fun craving, riot inciting, thrill seeking geek girls preferred. Choir girls need not apply, because I plan on committing a few sins and misdemeanors in my time. I got booted off Match.com for cyber stalking but I'm better now.
Country: Manitoba, Canada

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Name: Steven
I'm definitely a classic romantic. I like a candlelight dinner, some quiet background music, and a couple hits of ether. I prefer a woman that has insurance and a car would be great as I need to make the occassional trip to Mexico to pick up "souvenirs".
Country: New Mexico, U.S.A.

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New
Name: Fernando
(Translated from Spanish) Those who find ugly meanings in beautiful things are corrupt without being charming. This is a fault. Those who find beautiful meanings in beautiful things are the cultivated. For these there is hope...
Country: El Salvador

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Name: Daryl
My name is Daryl. I am 17, but will be turning 18 in September. I figure by the time we get to know each other I will be legal tender and we can marry. My parents are kicking me out after December and I'd like to meet a woman with a lot of money so we can have fun. I like women between 18-45, but would consider older if we do not have to touch a lot.
Country: Wooster Falls, ILL, U.S.A.

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New
Name: Marcus
Ever drank paint thinner? Don't! trust me its a bad idea. I'm a fun lovin' guy who knows a few magic tricks.
Country: Southern Idaho, USA

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Name: Philip
I'm lonely, how about you? I live in a crappy place and I'm hoping to go somewhere warm and sunny. If you have money and you aren't in Canada please email me.
Country: Wisconsin, USA

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Name: Lenny
I'm 7-foot-5 and looking for love. You likey the love? Tall guys have it going on... you know what I'm saying? oh yeah! I'm also pierced, and I don't mean in the ear...
Country: Alaska, USA

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Name: David
Ladies, serving your needs is my game. Actually rugby is my game. Seeking.. a lady. I like the more natural look, somewhat earthy, but one that cleans up real well. I seem to be attracted to tall women with dark hair, smallish head, elongated torso, with natural finger nails (NO PAINTED HUSSIES!!!).
Country: Perth, Australia

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Name: Buzet
I am looking for someone who can hold my attention, keep up with me, and who knows how to dress a wound. I am attracted to a girl with a job and a car. preferably a Camarro. I like to meet big american girl.
Country: Romania

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Name: Earl
I deal in reality...and the reality is that I'm ready for love. I can chop lots of wood and can even climb a greased pole. I keep in shape by chasing chickens around my back yard. I keep my self clean and take baths weekly.
Country: West Virginia, U.S.A.

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Name: Leonard
It aint official or nuthin but the ladies used to call me Dr Love. After a string of bad luck, I'm looking a get me a good woman who's got some dough.
Country: Southside Chicago, USA

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Name: Mike
Ladies, I have a lot of love to give. I will be starting a new life shortly and want you to be part of it. I am very romantic and in very good condition,.. but I won't be available for about 18 months, but I'm happy to write letters. I'm up for parole next month, so I'm hoping to be available sooner.
Country: Pelican Bay Pen, USA

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Name: Jeb
Hi there ladies, pick me. I'm itchin' to start a new life in an exciting place. I got bought by some lady in London, but she didn't like me, so I'm back. I like mini golf, stock cars, video games... and long walks on the beach. but there aint any beaches around here.
Country: Texas Border Town, U.S.A.

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Name: Fuad
Ladies, I'm still available. I've been here for about 2 years. what gives? Don't ya wanna party with me? woohoo... They lowered my price twice already. I'm a red-hot special, come and get me.
Country: San Bernadino, USA


ziezo, nu hebben we ze allemaal gehad.

rbn-

Legacy Member
redwhizard zei:
echt strijk gaan man.

maar hoe kom je daar nu terecht?
hopeloze zwammer in de bocht :wtf:
ons clan forum is afgeschuimd en dat stand nog in een topic van 2003 :').

SweetEmmaRose

Legacy Member
Die laatste half price is echt kapotlachen :rofl:

Name: Fuad
Ladies, I'm still available. I've been here for about 2 years. what gives? Don't ya wanna party with me? woohoo... They lowered my price twice already. I'm a red-hot special, come and get me.
Country: San Bernadino, USA

Bram

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SweetEmmaRose zei:
Die laatste half price is echt kapotlachen :rofl:

Name: Fuad
Ladies, I'm still available. I've been here for about 2 years. what gives? Don't ya wanna party with me? woohoo... They lowered my price twice already. I'm a red-hot special, come and get me.
Country: San Bernadino, USA
iets voor u mss?

EternalSilence

Legacy Member
doom]guard be zei:
omg :D

My name is Daryl. I am 17, but will be turning 18 in September. I figure by the time we get to know each other I will be legal tender and we can marry. My parents are kicking me out after December and I'd like to meet a woman with a lot of money so we can have fun. I like women between 18-45, but would consider older if we do not have to touch a lot.
:lol: :rofl:
omg ...
17 jaar en op zo'n website's zitten :p

SimonL

Legacy Member
diene eerste lijkt op andras pandy :/ ('k ehb het gevoel da'k da hier al gezet heb maar 't is precies weg)

FuLcRuM

Legacy Member
Ik wou die site hier posten maar blijkbaar heeft rbn dat al eens gedaan ^^

rofl!

rbn-

Legacy Member
Man ik dacht dat men account gehacked was ofzo en dan zag ik dat dit al 3 jaar oud is...
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