Adelbert
Legacy Member
Michael Jackson's girlfriend is said to be distraught. She was quoted as saying: "First my parents leave me in Portugal and now this."
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Michael Jackson has died of a heart attack.
Paramedics were unable to revive him as plastic doesn't conduct electricity.
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so many MJ jokes around. There are so many immature arseholes - it is what he would have wanted.
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What's black and white and is now dead?
The penguin I stabbed last night.
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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar.
The English man turns to the Scot and says, "do you think the person reading this will really think this jokes not going to be about Michael Jackson?"

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Michael Jackson has died of a heart attack.
Paramedics were unable to revive him as plastic doesn't conduct electricity.
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so many MJ jokes around. There are so many immature arseholes - it is what he would have wanted.
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What's black and white and is now dead?
The penguin I stabbed last night.
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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar.
The English man turns to the Scot and says, "do you think the person reading this will really think this jokes not going to be about Michael Jackson?"

