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wiking85 zei:

wat denken jullie van dit profiel, fake of real, check r openingszin

Twoo - Meet new people I Chat now I Dating

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Uranium zei:

Het zit daar gewoon vol met dergelijke types. Als je naar bezigheden vraagt komt 90% niet verder dan: voor de kleine zorgen, shoppen, thuis zitten, of TV kijken. Geen wonder dat ze op die site zitten.

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wiking85 zei:

wat denken jullie van dit profiel, fake of real, check r openingszin

Twoo - Meet new people I Chat now I Dating

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mojojojo zei:

ik :ahzo
ik: zit je nog op school?
zij:neen
ik:wat doeje dan int dagelijks leven?
zij:vanalles
ik:jah
ik: wat is uw job?

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(...)Class just ended. Still haven't had a convo with her. She's about to leave, i call her name, i then proceed to tell her I will be missing the next class and was wondering if I could get her to email me the notes. I offer her my email and my facebook. she say's shell just add me to fb. Next day, she didn't add me. I skipped the class, but decided to add her first.( I remembered her last name from from the sign up sheet) She accepted later that day.

I had already poked her. she returned the poke. She is in class, I send her another poke( 2 hrs later). She pokes me back, when class ends.

Then I get a message from her, saying!

Her: Are you going to talk to me or just continue poking me
Me:What about the "3 poke rule" Haha! How was class? I am sure I didn't miss much

Her: no it was the same stuff, there wasn't even really any new notes.
Me: Ok cool, thanks for being a helpful classmate. with a great smile. Wink
Her: awww! you're sweet.
Me: I try, but I am also french so, it's not all sweet.
Her: What do you mean?
Me: hehe
Her: haha! what?
Me: I am french, we are known to be a little naughty Razz . lol.
Her: Oh really?
Me: haha!
(45 second pause)
Her: you're silly, How do you like the class so far? ( only 2 days left)
Me: The only thing good about that class is seeing you, you're smoking hot. I just wish i could see that pretty smile of yours more but you never turn around.
Her: Awww.!
Me: it's quite alright! Please don't take any offense, but you have a perfect ass.
Her: WHAT? really?
Me: yup, it's perfect, I mean! from what I have seen ( cough) hahaha!
Me: Do you jog or work out? You have great legs as well.
Her: I try Smile
Me: Me likey! You are extremely hot yet very cool, It's my pleasure to meet you
Her: you're not so bad yourself.
Me: would you say I was the hottest guy in the class, lol! ( both other guys were horribly odd looking)
Her: GAWD yes. lol , You're funny.
Me: you forgot sexy!
Her: ya I guess you're kinda sexy
Me: kinda? tsss! pfffff-tsss. lol
Her: lol.
Me: ok who do you think is sexier? me or you?
Her: me
Me: you're right, lol
Her: hahaha!
Me: But I bet you I am more sexual Wink
Her: You're probably right, Mr. Frenchman.
Me: Ok be honest with me, out of 1-10, how would you rate your sexuality.
Her: 11
Me :O yeah right!
Her: lol, when I wanna be.
Me : What are you doing to me, you can't say that to a frenchman. Don't you know how my mind works? Now I am going to be fantasizing about you....lol
Her: I like fantasies.
Me: OMG you're such a tease.
Her: haha!
Me: Are you kidding me about the 11/?
Her: nope!
Me: ok fine, Can I ask you a personal question
Her: ok
Me: Do you like to give head?
Her: I love it!
Me :O omg Now this is freaking me out, I am obsessed with head.
Her: all guys are
Me: swallow?
Her: yup
Me: you are too good to be true
Me: do you know about the corkscrew technique?
Her: that's what my ex boyfriend said.
Me: hahaha. about the corkscrew technique?
Her: LOL no silly that I was too good to be true. but yes I do know the technique.
Me: lol. Ok fine, I want to test your claim of naughtiness. Do you know where the treatment rooms are to the right of the lunch room.
Her: I think so
Me: Ok I dare you to meet in there during or 30 min break tmmorow
Her: hmmmmm I dunno.
Her what would happen there?
Me: Well it's already happened in my mind.
Her: really? lol.
Me: would you like to hear it?
Her: sure
Me: ok well, I am already in the room, as I leave about 5 minutes early. I am in the last one from the lunch room. I leave the door open have have the lights off. You walk in and lock the door behind. you. Without even saying a word, you kiss me, then push me onto the massage table, then proceed to give me head, you then keep going, trying to be quiet but getting excited. I then bust my load, you swallow it completely. and then turn around and leave the room. Without saying a word.
( a long pause, felt like forever but was just her reading it)
Her: Deal!
Me: Yeah right! That would be sooo hot!
Her: I agree
Me: what do you find hot about it?
Her: ummm all of it, but mostly, the thrill of getting caught
Me: you want to get caught?
Her: no, but i like the risk.
Me: That's so hot.
Her: Ok well I gonna do some errands then hit the gym, Ttyl k.
Me: Ok, I will be thinking about tommorow.
Her: Me too
Me: Here's my digit's text me so I have yours.

End-

Phone text.

Me12am) Omg I can't sleep, lol.
Her: ( 7am) Hope you got some sleep. See you at school.
Me: ( 8am) I didn't sleep well, but I was smiling.
Her: haha!
Me: I'll see you in class, don't forget to follow me lead.
Her: see you in class.

Lunch break comes, I go into the room, like 7 mins early. I wait in the room. what seems to be like forever but was only 12 minutes. I text her, ask her where is she. she replies, be there in 2.

Two minutes pass. She walks in. locks the door and crosses her arms. I stand there, in the dark but we can see each, silo's. She comes closer, i grab her hips, her arms are still crossed but I kiss her immediately. passionately, for about 10 seconds, i then sit back on the table, and undo my pants. and pull myself out.

She grabs it, i feel her c-34's with one hand feel her wet pussy over her lulu lemon pants.

She begins, she makes me cum in like 4 minutes, it was that good!. I literally had an orgasm( not just busting a load) She swallow it, takes a drink of her water bottle then leaves, peaking out the door before she goes.

I immediately text her, : that was so fucking hot. she replies: I know

Ph Sp zei:

Omdat ik nu al voor de zoveelste keer zulke dialogen lees nu eentje die u hopelijk wel toont wat ge moet doen om succes te hebben. Indien ge zegt bs of totaal geluk dan kan ik nog wel wat gelijkaardige verhalen vinden die uiteindelijk op dezelfde manier opgebouwd zijn met eenzelfde resultaat.

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(...)Class just ended. Still haven't had a convo with her. She's about to leave, i call her name, i then proceed to tell her I will be missing the next class and was wondering if I could get her to email me the notes. I offer her my email and my facebook. she say's shell just add me to fb. Next day, she didn't add me. I skipped the class, but decided to add her first.( I remembered her last name from from the sign up sheet) She accepted later that day.

I had already poked her. she returned the poke. She is in class, I send her another poke( 2 hrs later). She pokes me back, when class ends.

Then I get a message from her, saying!

Her: Are you going to talk to me or just continue poking me
Me:What about the "3 poke rule" Haha! How was class? I am sure I didn't miss much

Her: no it was the same stuff, there wasn't even really any new notes.
Me: Ok cool, thanks for being a helpful classmate. with a great smile. Wink
Her: awww! you're sweet.
Me: I try, but I am also french so, it's not all sweet.
Her: What do you mean?
Me: hehe
Her: haha! what?
Me: I am french, we are known to be a little naughty Razz . lol.
Her: Oh really?
Me: haha!
(45 second pause)
Her: you're silly, How do you like the class so far? ( only 2 days left)
Me: The only thing good about that class is seeing you, you're smoking hot. I just wish i could see that pretty smile of yours more but you never turn around.
Her: Awww.!
Me: it's quite alright! Please don't take any offense, but you have a perfect ass.
Her: WHAT? really?
Me: yup, it's perfect, I mean! from what I have seen ( cough) hahaha!
Me: Do you jog or work out? You have great legs as well.
Her: I try Smile
Me: Me likey! You are extremely hot yet very cool, It's my pleasure to meet you
Her: you're not so bad yourself.
Me: would you say I was the hottest guy in the class, lol! ( both other guys were horribly odd looking)
Her: GAWD yes. lol , You're funny.
Me: you forgot sexy!
Her: ya I guess you're kinda sexy
Me: kinda? tsss! pfffff-tsss. lol
Her: lol.
Me: ok who do you think is sexier? me or you?
Her: me
Me: you're right, lol
Her: hahaha!
Me: But I bet you I am more sexual Wink
Her: You're probably right, Mr. Frenchman.
Me: Ok be honest with me, out of 1-10, how would you rate your sexuality.
Her: 11
Me :O yeah right!
Her: lol, when I wanna be.
Me : What are you doing to me, you can't say that to a frenchman. Don't you know how my mind works? Now I am going to be fantasizing about you....lol
Her: I like fantasies.
Me: OMG you're such a tease.
Her: haha!
Me: Are you kidding me about the 11/?
Her: nope!
Me: ok fine, Can I ask you a personal question
Her: ok
Me: Do you like to give head?
Her: I love it!
Me :O omg Now this is freaking me out, I am obsessed with head.
Her: all guys are
Me: swallow?
Her: yup
Me: you are too good to be true
Me: do you know about the corkscrew technique?
Her: that's what my ex boyfriend said.
Me: hahaha. about the corkscrew technique?
Her: LOL no silly that I was too good to be true. but yes I do know the technique.
Me: lol. Ok fine, I want to test your claim of naughtiness. Do you know where the treatment rooms are to the right of the lunch room.
Her: I think so
Me: Ok I dare you to meet in there during or 30 min break tmmorow
Her: hmmmmm I dunno.
Her what would happen there?
Me: Well it's already happened in my mind.
Her: really? lol.
Me: would you like to hear it?
Her: sure
Me: ok well, I am already in the room, as I leave about 5 minutes early. I am in the last one from the lunch room. I leave the door open have have the lights off. You walk in and lock the door behind. you. Without even saying a word, you kiss me, then push me onto the massage table, then proceed to give me head, you then keep going, trying to be quiet but getting excited. I then bust my load, you swallow it completely. and then turn around and leave the room. Without saying a word.
( a long pause, felt like forever but was just her reading it)
Her: Deal!
Me: Yeah right! That would be sooo hot!
Her: I agree
Me: what do you find hot about it?
Her: ummm all of it, but mostly, the thrill of getting caught
Me: you want to get caught?
Her: no, but i like the risk.
Me: That's so hot.
Her: Ok well I gonna do some errands then hit the gym, Ttyl k.
Me: Ok, I will be thinking about tommorow.
Her: Me too
Me: Here's my digit's text me so I have yours.

End-

Phone text.

Me12am) Omg I can't sleep, lol.
Her: ( 7am) Hope you got some sleep. See you at school.
Me: ( 8am) I didn't sleep well, but I was smiling.
Her: haha!
Me: I'll see you in class, don't forget to follow me lead.
Her: see you in class.

Lunch break comes, I go into the room, like 7 mins early. I wait in the room. what seems to be like forever but was only 12 minutes. I text her, ask her where is she. she replies, be there in 2.

Two minutes pass. She walks in. locks the door and crosses her arms. I stand there, in the dark but we can see each, silo's. She comes closer, i grab her hips, her arms are still crossed but I kiss her immediately. passionately, for about 10 seconds, i then sit back on the table, and undo my pants. and pull myself out.

She grabs it, i feel her c-34's with one hand feel her wet pussy over her lulu lemon pants.

She begins, she makes me cum in like 4 minutes, it was that good!. I literally had an orgasm( not just busting a load) She swallow it, takes a drink of her water bottle then leaves, peaking out the door before she goes.

I immediately text her, : that was so fucking hot. she replies: I know

Merk op dat hij nergens vraag naar hobby's/werk/levensinvulling.
Merk op dat hij vanaf het begin flirt.

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Tristan zei:

Merk op dat hij facebook nodig heeft om tegen haar te praten & dan instant begint te 'flirten'... op facebook.
En zij is gewoon een lege doos?

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Huxley zei:

Merk op dat het ph sp is die terug afkomt met zijn pua

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Tristan zei:

Merk op dat ik deze thread niet echt volg en de infamous ph sp niet ken

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Mini zei:

Schandalig


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Ph Sp zei:

Merk op dat hij nergens vraag naar hobby's/werk/levensinvulling.
Merk op dat hij vanaf het begin flirt.

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mojojojo zei:

in die conversatie lag het alleszins niet aan al dan niet te saai te zijn, want de conversatie (die zij begon) was van 't begin al met ja's en nee's en uhu's. Ge moet toch ergens algemeen blijven in 't begin van uw convo, ge kunt daar moeilijk de deur insmijten met een heerlijke anekdote over uwen tijd in den Congo, tegen een wildvreemde op een datingssite. En als het dan aan mijn foto's en profiel ligt tja, waarom dan eerst m'n profiel bezoeken, me liken en een conversatie beginnen als m'n smoelwerk en persoonlijkheid u niet aanstaat. Nee, simpelweg een vod van een vrouwmens zoals er daar zoveel op zitten..

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mojojojo zei:

in die conversatie lag het alleszins niet aan al dan niet te saai te zijn, want de conversatie (die zij begon) was van 't begin al met ja's en nee's en uhu's. Ge moet toch ergens algemeen blijven in 't begin van uw convo, ge kunt daar moeilijk de deur insmijten met een heerlijke anekdote over uwen tijd in den Congo, tegen een wildvreemde op een datingssite. En als het dan aan mijn foto's en profiel ligt tja, waarom dan eerst m'n profiel bezoeken, me liken en een conversatie beginnen als m'n smoelwerk en persoonlijkheid u niet aanstaat. Nee, simpelweg een vod van een vrouwmens zoals er daar zoveel op zitten..

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beyl zei:

je vergeet de veelzeggende en vaak herhaalde : "awwwwwww's"

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