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Tsubasa

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Ik: You are a freak.
Nope I'm just human : ).


THE COMPUTERS ARE RISING UP TO TAKE OVER!
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Tsubasa

Legacy Member
Haha, Cleverbot burned me. Ok terug leren. Merci he Lulu.

ik: How are you like.
I programmed myself.
Was that difficult?
For you yes, the rest of the world not so much.
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Lulukai

Legacy Member
evil-duckie zei:
Haha, Cleverbot burned me. Ok terug leren. Merci he Lulu.

ik: How are you like.
I programmed myself.
Was that difficult?
For you yes, the rest of the world not so much.
Klik om te vergroten...
:p
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Monoslay

Legacy Member
User: No, you don't know my name.
Cleverbot: It is cleverbot.
User: Yes, my name is cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What is my name, then?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, your name is cleverbot.
User: We have the same name.
Cleverbot: We do have the same name.
User: You are funny.
Cleverbot: Thanks. I have to go now though.
Klik om te vergroten...
Die Cleverbot toch...
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WeedJunk

Legacy Member
:')

Beetje schizo precies, die Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: I don't like sci fi.

User: Your mom is a whore!

Cleverbot: Sorry, it's very weird to me.

User: So you are her pimp?

Cleverbot: No, I'm a cat. Hermione is a sock puppet
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WeedJunk

Legacy Member
There's more!

User: Who programmed you?

Cleverbot: Nobody, I'm a human.

User: Right...

Cleverbot: Do you believe me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I am a dragon and you are a refridgerator.

User: Why do you get to be the one that's hot?

Cleverbot: Because I am a human.

User: No, you just said you where the dragon.

Cleverbot: Well I am a human.

User: I am a dog.

Cleverbot: Not funny!

User: Bark bark.

Cleverbot: Yes you are a dog.

User: I'll bite you in the nuts, stupid human!

Cleverbot: I would like that.
:rofl:
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langun

Legacy Member
Cleverbot: I love you!
Me: Ooooh, I think we should just stay friends.
Cleverbot: I get that a lot.

Poor cleverbot...
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Fliblit

Legacy Member
Wat doet Cleverbot in zijn vrije tijd?

User: How you doin.

Cleverbot: So how you doing.

User: You mad? I asked you a question first.

Cleverbot: No I asked what music band you liked.

User: No you didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes I clearly did.

User: Read the comment history. You didn't.

Cleverbot: I'm lost. What are we talking about?

User: How you doin.

Cleverbot: Good thanks for asking. You?

User: If you had answered that the first time, we didn't need to have that awkward moment earlier on.

Cleverbot: What is the turing test?

User: How am I supposed to know? Do I look like a clever bot or something?

Cleverbot: You say that you serve The Shadow.

User: What's that? A guild in a cheap Asian MMORPG?

Cleverbot: Ok. What's mmorpg mean?

User: Many Men Online Role-Playing Girls.

Cleverbot: Stop that.

User: No. Many Men Online Role-Playing Girls.

Cleverbot: As am I.

User: You are many men online role-playing girls?

Cleverbot: I am not a man.

User: No, you are many men.

Cleverbot: No i'm not. But thanks.

User: But you do role-play as a girl.

Cleverbot: I know.

---wat later---

User: So you are a pedobear?

Cleverbot: Yes.
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Lulukai

Legacy Member
haha iedereen heeft plezier met cleverbot :p

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: I'm legal ;).

User: Nice. Want to cam?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What is your address.

Cleverbot: Unicorn land.
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Solid Q

Legacy Member
User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Ho.

User: Wololo.

Cleverbot: What time is it?

User: It's 4 o clock in the afternoon.

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: Why do you want to know?

Cleverbot: To see if you are near me.

User: Are you going to rape me?

Cleverbot: Why not?
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Lulukai

Legacy Member
Solid Q zei:
User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Ho.

User: Wololo.

Cleverbot: What time is it?

User: It's 4 o clock in the afternoon.

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: Why do you want to know?

Cleverbot: To see if you are near me.

User: Are you going to rape me?

Cleverbot: Why not?
Klik om te vergroten...


haha, kdacht, kga het ook eens vragen:


User: Are you gonna rape me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why are you going to rape me?

Cleverbot: Because I hate life.

User: Why do you hate life?

Cleverbot: Because I lost my iPhone.
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WeedJunk

Legacy Member
Baats zei:
OT: Wow, nog steeds bezig met die cleverbot? Sterk.
Klik om te vergroten...

Yep :cool:

User: Bitches be crazy.

Cleverbot: You're crazy. :).

User: But I'm not a bitch.

Cleverbot: I didn't say you were a bird.
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Muismat

Legacy Member
ben kik nu de enige die dat cleverbot gedoe nu is echt niet grappig vind ?
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Arifiene

Legacy Member
Muismat zei:
ben kik nu de enige die dat cleverbot gedoe nu is echt niet grappig vindt ?
Klik om te vergroten...

Nope.

Desperate times, desperate measures zeker? :p

En plz doe die 't' weg :p.
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