Archief - The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test

Der Resistance
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!

You scored higher than 47% on brainwashworthy

You scored higher than 28% on antitolerant

You scored higher than 57% on patriotic

The Foot Soldier
Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 52% blindly patriotic
You're evil exactly, but you still would've joined the army. Driven by STRONG patriotism and a willingness to do what your country asked, you would've stepped right up to the platz for the AXIS POWERS.

The sad fact is: while you're not self-centered, you are are an enthusiastic nationalist, malleable like so much half-dried glue, and ready to follow zee rules. Unfortunately, you're not cynical enough to tell when you're being manipulated. You probably have a violent itch that needs scratching anyhow, so why ask questions?

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would've supported the Nazis militarily while turning a blind eye to their 'civilian' programs.

Der Resistance
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 9% antitolerant, and 52% blindly patriotic

Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!

Der Kommandant
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 50% antitolerant, and 52% blindly patriotic
Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: You would have been a Nazi, or at least aided them well and gladly.

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 28% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

Amai, veel resistance hier, 5 % my ass

Der Kommandant
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 90% antitolerant, and 52% blindly patriotic
Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: You would have been a Nazi, or at least aided them well and gladly.

edit; vergeten:
You scored higher than 14% on brainwashworthy

You scored higher than 98% on antitolerant

You scored higher than 74% on patriotic

Der Kommandant
Achtung! You are 7% brainwashworthy, 72% antitolerant, and 47% blindly patriotic
Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: You would have been a Nazi, or at least aided them well and gladly.

Tweak37 zei:

Amai, veel resistance hier, 5 % my ass

Klik om te vergroten...

maar ook superveel nazi's

Tweak37 zei:

Amai, veel resistance hier, 5 % my ass

Klik om te vergroten...

Waarschijnlijk door de test telkens opnieuw te nemen tot er iets is dat meevalt. Het valt me ook op dat er zoveel topgeneraals zijn, en zo weinig gewone soldaten. 't Zou een speciaal leger worden



Nu, voor mij:

ein Pig
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 50% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic
Hallo, you pig. You would've lived a quiet and consenting civilian life in Germany, while the Nazis stomped all over people you didn't quite care about.

You would never have directly joined the Nazis, basically because (1) you're not so nationalistic, and (2) you're not that susceptible to crazy propaganda. However, you would've appreciated the Party because you liked how they cleaned out the [insert race you dislike here].

The fact is, you demonstrate too much attachment to and pride of your own kind, be they white & male & straight or whatever. You absolutely would not have stood up to the Germans.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would NOT have STOOD UP to the Nazis.


My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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You scored higher than 14% on brainwashworthy
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You scored higher than 79% on antitolerant
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You scored higher than 17% on patriotic




Nu, als we voor "land" Vlaanderen nemen i.p.v. België, dan ziet het er lichtjes anders uit:




Der Kommandant
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 50% antitolerant, and 47% blindly patriotic
Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: You would have been a Nazi, or at least aided them well and gladly.


My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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You scored higher than 31% on brainwashworthy
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You scored higher than 79% on antitolerant
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You scored higher than 69% on patriotic




Eén ding is zeker, als de Nazi's ooit terug aan de macht komen zullen ze geen gebrek hebben aan generaals (maar wel aan al de rest)



Nu zitten daar wel een paar bizarre stukken tussen. Zoals de vraag over het annexeren van een inferieur land. Waarom zou je nu een inferieur land willen annexeren? Daar heb je toch niets dan last van? Er een bevriend dictator installeren, OK, kan nuttig zijn, maar zelf blijf je er beter buiten.



Trouwens nog iets speciaals op die site:

I don't know about you, but I take solace from the fact that Germany was split in half, never to be reunited again.

OK, ofwel heeft die de laatste decennia het nieuws niet echt gevolgd (behalve dan de Britse roddelpers uiteraard), ofwel heeft hij het over het deel van Duitsland dat door Polen werd geannexeerd na WO2 (maar dat zou me verbazen).

wlibaers zei:

Nu zitten daar wel een paar bizarre stukken tussen. Zoals de vraag over het annexeren van een inferieur land. Waarom zou je nu een inferieur land willen annexeren? Daar heb je toch niets dan last van? Er een bevriend dictator installeren, OK, kan nuttig zijn, maar zelf blijf je er beter buiten.

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Polen en Rusland waren toch ook inferieure landen, in zekere zin, en toch kwam Duitsland af met een knock-knock joke.

OK, ofwel heeft die de laatste decennia het nieuws niet echt gevolgd (behalve dan de Britse roddelpers uiteraard), ofwel heeft hij het over het deel van Duitsland dat door Polen werd geannexeerd na WO2 (maar dat zou me verbazen).

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De "author" is een Amerikaan, 'nuff said I reckon. Cambridge, MA = State of Massechusetts; niet de Cambridge in de UK

bull-Ox, The Expatriate

bull-Ox zei:

Polen en Rusland waren toch ook inferieure landen, in zekere zin, en toch kwam Duitsland af met een knock-knock joke.

Klik om te vergroten...

En ze hebben er veel last van gehad.

Der Kommandant
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 54% antitolerant, and 61% blindly patriotic
Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: You would have been a Nazi, or at least aided them well and gladly.

Ah man, waarom was het nu ni 1930? Was ik zo'n zware generaal met zo zalige outfit

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!



from ze resistance

Al die generaals vormen een grote elite eenheid

Der Kommandant
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 45% antitolerant, and 71% blindly patriotic
Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: You would have been a Nazi, or at least aided them well and gladly.



My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 25% on brainwashworthy
You scored higher than 65% on antitolerant
You scored higher than 84% on patriotic

bull-Ox zei:

Polen en Rusland waren toch ook inferieure landen, in zekere zin, en toch kwam Duitsland af met een knock-knock joke.

Klik om te vergroten...

iedereen was inferieur aan duitsland... Enkel de britten konden gelijke tred houden maar die lieten zich dan weer in met achterlijke varkens als fransen en amerikanen. Of dat vonden de nazi's toch

Nuja, ik denk gewoon dat wlibaers neit zit te wachten op een ander achtergesteld landsdeel, terwijl polen en rusland natuurlijk wel interessant waren voor duitsland, en daarbij, hitler zijn ideeen gingen verder dan "wat goed voor duitsland was"

Der Kommandant

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 28% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

The German Civilian
Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 13% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic
Had you lived in Germany in first half of the 20th century, you'd have probably just gone with the flow. Men with guns are surrounding the house next door? The bagel place on the corner's gone? Hmm...whatever.

The data show you're a decent person who's willing to listen to what people of authority tell you. That's what most people are, and in most times and most places, that's ok. But not then.

The sad conclusion: You would've missed your Jewish friends, but you would've done nothing about it. Seriously. Rest assured, you would've forgiven yourself eventually.