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[Drizzt]

Ca va wel die Sword. En hoe lang denk je dat die legal gaat blijven?

Bwa het is gewoon een variant op Sword of Fire and Ice en Sword of Light of Light and Shadow, gewoon omdat er geen was met prot green en artifacts :d

[Santa]

Squirty Santaa - UW

Creature - Ugly Horny Bitch - 0.5/1.5

Whenever Squirty Santaa comes into play, wank.
For each Spermdrop that hits target ugly gay opponent, put a dildo in your arse.
For each Spermdrop that hits Squirty Santaa, put a dildo in each ear.

Squirty Santaa made me do so...

Ok it's time to get personal

Horny Hannie - WWWWWWWWWWW

Creature - Hot Chinese Bitch - 20/20

Whenever opponent plays an instant, Horny Hannie becomes an Indestructible Whore till end of turn.
Whenever opponent plays a sorcery, Horny Hannie gets tramplefuck till end of turn.
Whenever opponent plays a Pyromane Syssie, Horny Hannie leaves play and opponent wins.

I'm so horny I could get fucked in the nose by a cow and still scream for more!

[GMotha]

Switching place - UUBBB

Instant

Switch library, graveyard, hand and all cards in play with those of target player.

"Kings become slaves, and slaves become kings"

[moehaa!]

not really ;p

white weenie ftw! ^^






edit volgende kaart:

Sword of Nature and Culture 3

Artifact - Equipment

Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from green and from artifacts.

Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, you may divide 2 +1/+1 counters on creatures you control and put 2 1/1 myr artifact creature tokens into play.

valt equipment niet af als iets protection heeft van artifacts?

[Drizzt]

valt equipment niet af als iets protection heeft van artifacts?

hmm good point dunno
als dat zo is moet ik hem errata'en

This effect does not cause Sword of Nature and Culture to unattach

[Drizzt]

Baby Jesus, Destroyer of Worlds 1WB

Legendary Creature - Zombie saint

Whenever Baby Jesus, Destroyer of Worlds comes into play name a non-land card.

Tap, sacrifice baby Jesus, Destroyer of Worlds: Destroy target permanent with the chosen name, it can't be regenerated.

1WB: Return Baby Jesus, Destroyer of Worlds from your graveyard to your hand. Use this ability only during your upkeep.

3/1

No rest for the wicked

[Deus ex Machina]

Baby Jesus, Destroyer of Worlds 1WB

Legendary Creature - Zombie saint

Whenever Baby Jesus, Destroyer of Worlds comes into play name a non-land card.

Tap, sacrifice baby Jesus, Destroyer of Worlds: Destroy target permanent with the chosen name, it can't be regenerated.

1WB: Return Baby Jesus, Destroyer of Worlds from your graveyard to your hand. Use this ability only during your upkeep.

3/1

No rest for the wicked

lies make baby jesus cry

[Santa]

Drizzt WWWWRRRU

Legendary Creature - Fag Moderator

Whenever Drizzt comes into play, throw a dice. If you throw an unpair number, you lose.

Tap, UU: Destroy target creature. You gain life equal to the power of destroyed creature.

RW: Put Drizzt under target opponent's control. If at end of turn Drizzt is the only creature in play, target opponent loses.

Drizzt can block multiple creatures.

0/23

Driiiii-i-iiiii-izzt![/QUOTE]

[Drizzt]

omg ik heb een fan club ~~

[Deus ex Machina]

nerf drizzt

[Santa]

Deus Ex Machina - RRR

Legendary Creature - Spam Moderator

Tap, sacrifice, R: Target opponent loses life equal to Deus Ex Machina's power. You gain life equal to Deus Ex Machina's Power.

1/1

And then there was light

En uw equipment :

Armor of Gods - R

Legendary Artifact - Equipment

Equipped creature gets +1/+7 and turns into a 'Ghey Moderator'

Whenever equipped creature deals damage to an opponent, put a Drizzt into play to satisfy equipped creature's needs.

Equip 1 (1: Attach to target Deus Ex Machina you control. Equip only as an instant. This card comes into play unattached and leaves play with Deus Ex Machina)

I've got room for an extra fag!

[Geile Beer]

Games.Telenet Forum
Legendary Land

T: You may enter Games.Telenet Forum, if you do, be overtrhown by stupid jokes and Ghey Moderators.

T, sacrafice: Gain controll of your life.

There is no heaven for you my child, you've been on The Internet!!!

[Santa]

T, sacrafice: Gain controll of your life.

Waaaaahaaha pwned :')

[Rage]

Drunk Elf 0
0/0 green creature

Drunk Elf can't attack nor defend.
Drunk Elf can't be the target of spells or abilities

T: Tap Drunk Elf to get this card tapped

Leave me alone!

[NecroNeo]

Ooit stond in de in de inquest (of toch iets in deze aard): Magic: appeals to virgins; related hobbies: p0rn, alcohol

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