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Casablanca staat er zelfs 7 keer in.
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"These are not the droids you are looking for."

Police Chief Hubbard: Is this the gentleman who ruined the buffet at the Harrow club this morning?
Lieutenant Bogomil: Yes, sir.
Police Chief Hubbard: I'll just bet that you are the pride of your department in Detroit. Lieutenant, I'd like to see you in your office.
Lieutenant Bogomil: Yes, sir.
Axel Foley: [Mocking Hubbard] Is this the man who... wrecked the buffet at the Harrow club this morning?
Sergeant Taggart: Lower your voice, for Christ's sake!
Axel Foley: What, can the guy here me through the wall?
Sergeant Taggart, Detective Rosewood: Yes, he can.
[Detectives Foster & McCabe nod in agreement]

Axel Foley: What the hell is that for?
Billy Rosewood: After the shootout at the club, I figured I needed more firepower.
Axel Foley: Man, we gotta talk, seriously. Who do you think you are, Clint Eastwood? Dirty Rosewood?

Axel Foley: You just hit a squad car!
Billy Rosewood: It's okay, I know the guy. He's a jerk


ahhh beverly hills cop

"The royal penis is clean." Coming to America

de meeste wel allemaal bekende quotes, maar 3 "recente" films in de lijst.....

enfin mijn favoriete

Say hello to my little friend

I'm reloaded !!!

Houston we have a problem

You can' t take our freedom!!!

We can't stop here. This is bat country!

First rule of Fightclub is...

I didn't know they stack chit that hie

Warning! Assholes are closer than they appear!
Llllike a glove
Aguado: Homicide, Ventura. Now how ya gonna solve that one?
Ace Ventura: Good question, Aguado. First, I'd establish a motive. In this case the killer saw the size of the bug's DICK and became insanely jealous. Then I'd lose 40 pounds... PORKIN' his wife.
Bumblebee tuna! Bumblebee tuna! Excuse me... Your balls are showing...
Die you bewinged spawn of Satan!

idd in Beverly hills cop movies zijn er teveel om op te noemen


of the 5th element nog zo een film
Police: Are you classified as human?
Korben Dallas: Negative, I am a meat popsicle.

Last Boyscout

What the hell is that number on the back of your head? What is that, like a license plate in case someone tries to steal it?

Jimmy Dix: Maybe I could take your daughter horseback riding. How old is she?
Joe Hallenbeck: She's 13, and if you even look at her funny I'm gonna shove an umbrella up your ass

Joe Hallenbeck: This ain't no game, flash. Real guns, real bullets. It's dangerous.
Jimmy Dix: Danger's my middle name.
Joe Hallenbeck: Mine's Cornelius. You tell anybody, I'll kill you.

Jake: Shut up fuckface.
Joe Hallenbeck: I'm fuckface, he's asshole.

Die hard 3

Zeus: Are you aiming for these people?
John McClane: No.
[pauses]
John McClane: Well, maybe that mime.

eus: Why do you keep calling me 'Jesus'? Do I look Puerto Rican to you?
John McClane: Guy back there called you 'Jesus'.
Zeus: He didn't say 'Jesus'. He said, "Hey, Zeus!" My name is Zeus.
John McClane: Zeus?
Zeus: Yeah, Zeus. As in father of Apollo? Mt. Olympus? Don't fuck with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass? Zeus! You got a problem with that?


Long kiss goodnight

You're about to have 2.4 children.

What I'm saying is, back when we first met, you were all like "Oh phooey, I burned the darn muffins." Now, you go into a bar, ten minutes later, sailors come runnin' out. What up with that?

Charlie: Were you always this stupid, or did you take lessons?
Mitch Henessey: I took lessons.

Mitch Henessey: We jumped out of a building.
Nathan: Yes, it was very exciting. Tomorrow we go to the zoo

Charlie: Easy, sport. Got myself out of Beirut once, I think I can get out of New Jersey.
Mitch Henessey: Yeah, well don't be so sure. Others have tried and failed. The entire population, in fact.


...enz

"We can't stop here, this is bat country!" -Fear and loathing in las vegas


"You see what happens Larry, do you see what happens Larry when you fuck a stranger in the ass?" - The Big Lebowski


"Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules." - The Big Lebowski

SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!



"100 I'm king of the world! TITANIC 1997"
was dat ook niet gekozen als domste quote ooit in een poll onlangs? :/

All the dude ever wanted was his rug back.

die quote alleen al vertelt et hele verhaal, buiten enkele kleine details na

Waar is sucky sucky 10$??

Super SiN zei:

Waar is sucky sucky 10$??

Klik om te vergroten...

Of deze: -Holy dog shit. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?
-Sir, no, sir!
-Bullshit, I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose!"

Anal_Amoebe zei:

Of deze: -Holy dog shit. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?
-Sir, no, sir!
-Bullshit, I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose!"

Klik om te vergroten...

die film zit vol met van die dingen zalig stuk voor stuk

Fear and Loathing quotes pwn:
Dr. Gonzo: We've gotta get out of here. I think I'm getting the fear man.

Raoul Duke: Look, there's two women fucking a polar bear.

Raoul Duke: Holy Jesus. What are these goddamn animals?

Clerk at Flamingo Hotel: Can I call you a cab?
Raoul Duke: [screaming] Sure, and I'll call you a cocksucker!

Dr. Gonzo: It's okay. He's just admiring the shape of your skull.


Holy grail ^^:
King of Swamp Castle: Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who.

French Soldier: You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.

King Arthur: On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.

Dingo: And after the spanking, the oral sex.
Galahad: Well I could stay a bit longer...

"I know i'm not usually a religious man, but if you're up there somewhere, SAVE ME SUPERMAN!"

Why am I mister Pink?

" ezekiël 25:17 "
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
geweldig gebracht gewoon

Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."

I just.. *haha* HAVE TO KILL A LOT OF PEOPLE!
zaligste quote ooit uit american psycho.

TeOtWaWkI zei:

Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."

Klik om te vergroten...

"Nobody fucks with the jesus!"

"Eight year olds dude ..."

"Well that's like, ... you're opinion ... man."

"Donny you're out of your element!"

"Over the line!!!"

"It really tied the room together"

"Obviously you're not a golfer"

"You wan't a toe dude? I can get you a toe ... there are ways dude ... you don't wanna know about it"

"This unchecked agression will not stand ... man"

Holy fuck, dieje film is zo goed

Ik weet er nog eentje...

"NI!"

"Oesje !"

ja

Ook van The Holy Grail: "It's just a flesh wound!"

"Brave sir Robin, Brave sir Robin ran away"

"Bring out your dead!"
"Wait a minute he's not death"
"Yes he is"
"No I'm not!"

hilarisch

" i'll be back! "