Archief - Beste quote ooit .. ?

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Atrox

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Een aantal quotes uit The Thin Red Line :)

"Love. Where does it come from? Who lit this flame in us? No war can put it out, conquer it. I was a prisoner. You set me free."

"In this world, a man, himself, is nothing. And there ain't no world but this one."

Vooral deze, wanneer ze die bayonet attack uitvoeren in da dorp:
"What is this great evil? How did it steal into the world? From what seed, what root did it spring? Who's doing this? Who's killing us? Robbing us of light and life. Mocking us with the sight of what we might have known."

nirwan

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Master P zei:
En van Once Upon a Time in the West staat er ook niks tussen, terwijl er daar toch veel goeie inzitten imo. "Keep your lovin' brother happy." bvb.

nog een van once upon: van heel in het begin:

Harmonica: And Frank?
Snaky: Frank sent us.
Harmonica: Did you bring a horse for me?
Snaky: Well... looks like we're...
[snickers]
Snaky: ...looks like we're shy one horse.
Harmonica: You brought two too many

zalig. de rest van de film is genieten.

andere quotes:
-i love the smell of napalm in the morning (apocalypse now)
-we need a bigger boat (jaws)
-nice beaver. - yes i had it stuffed (naked gun)
-i can't buy a pack of smokeys without running into 9 guys u fucked (boondock saints)

Lint

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nirwan zei:
-i can't buy a pack of smokeys without running into 9 guys u fucked (boondock saints)

Oooh dat doet mij aan deze denken :
"Try not to suck any dick on your way to the park."
En die mag wel gerust in mijn top 3 staan :D.

Fatalix

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Hmgrwngd zei:
Sopranos zitten idd vol van die lekkere quotes...

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Tony Soprano to Corrado: If i'd have known you were gonna get out so fast with this medical shit I never would've talked to that calzone with legs. (hij heeft het over Bobby Baccala, die met serieus overgewicht kampt...)

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Tony Soprano: I think it's time for you to start to seriously consider salads.
Bobby Baccala: What do you mean?
Tony Soprano: What do I mean. Get off my car before you flip it over, you fat fuck.
Bobby Baccala: Junior wants to know when.
Tony Soprano: Tomorrow morning. We're short a couple of guys, so make sure you're there. Consider it exercise.

//Tony drives away...
Bobby Baccala: "Fat fuck." Why don't you look in the mirror some time, you insensitive cocksucker.

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Te zalige serie...
Bwhahaha. idd.
ZOoo zalig he.

Fatalix

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Lint zei:
Oooh dat doet mij aan deze denken :
"Try not to suck any dick on your way to the park."
En die mag wel gerust in mijn top 3 staan :D.
Met die kat...

*KABLAM*

..'is it dead?'

(kat zn ingewanden waren verspreid over 3/4 van het complete appartement).


Ook bij snatch...'quick tommy! Before 'ze germans' get here!'

lmao

edit:

Turkish: Fuck me, hold tight. What's that?
Tommy: It's me belt, Turkish.
Turkish: No, Tommy. There'a a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?
Tommy: It's for protection.
Turkish: Protection from what? "Zee Germans"?

Avi: Fish, chips, cup o' tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary-fucking-Poppins London!

Vinny: Why are we stopped here? Whats wrong with that spot? Tyrone: It's too tight. Vinny: Too tight? You could land a jumbo fucking jet in that!

grungywout

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Lint zei:
Oooh dat doet mij aan deze denken :
"Try not to suck any dick on your way to the park."
En die mag wel gerust in mijn top 3 staan :D.

tis "on your way to the parking lot" :p

* My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks
- In a row?

Randal: * sluuuuurrrpp * sluuuuuurrrrrp * sluuuuurrrpp *

I'm not even supposed to be here today

People say crazy shit during sex. One time I called this girl "Mom."

:D

Lint

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grungywout zei:
tis "on your way to the parking lot" :p

* My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks
- In a row?

Randal: * sluuuuurrrpp * sluuuuuurrrrrp * sluuuuurrrpp *

I'm not even supposed to be here today

People say crazy shit during sex. One time I called this girl "Mom."

:D
Ik denk dat dat 1 van de meest quotable films ever is tbh ^^.

Vintage Hifi

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"Bande de chacals, vous allez tous crever comme des chacals, mais ça fesait deux fois chacals... Quoi, on dit des chacaux?"

"We found a spoon, Sir!"

"Must be a king. Hasn't got shit all over him."


Wie me kan zeggen uit welke films, die krijgt een koekje ;)

Sprinkle Genie

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grungywout zei:
tis "on your way to the parking lot" :p

* My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks
- In a row?

Randal: * sluuuuurrrpp * sluuuuuurrrrrp * sluuuuurrrpp *

I'm not even supposed to be here today

People say crazy shit during sex. One time I called this girl "Mom."

:D
- Hey you and I have something in common. We both eat Chinese.
- Dick.
- Exactly.

- My love for you is ticking clock Berserker! Would you like to suck my cock Berserker!
- That's beautiful man

:applause:

ddt15

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Sprinkle Genie zei:
- Hey you and I have something in common. We both eat Chinese.
- Dick.
- Exactly.

- My love for you is ticking clock Berserker! Would you like to suck my cock Berserker!
- That's beautiful man

:applause:
This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers.

Messi

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Wa_denkte zei:
"Bande de chacals, vous allez tous crever comme des chacals, mais ça fesait deux fois chacals... Quoi, on dit des chacaux?"

"We found a spoon, Sir!"

"Must be a king. Hasn't got shit all over him."


Wie me kan zeggen uit welke films, die krijgt een koekje ;)

Life of Brian en The Holy Grail, die franse shit weet ik wel ni :p

oOze

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(tbh, it's not what he says, it's how he says it.. Don = Ben Kingsley (Ghandi) in zijn meest achterbakse rol)

Don: Have you ever been sexually assaulted? No, neither have I, until today...on that plane.

Spanish Official: What?

Don: Yeah, that's what I said. There's me putting my bag up in the cupboard next thing ya know, I feel hands on me. Someone's touched me, touched my front...my front bottom. I can't believe it, I've gone all cold. I look around, he standing there isn't he? That steward with the guilty look on his face. I was shocked, I didn't know what to say. I had to sit down, I was that perturbed. Then his mate, the other one who was giving us all lessons on what we do if we land in the sea. How to wear your life jacket etc; He starts off, he starts looking at my all funny...suggestive. Now I don't know if they're wanting me for a twosome or something, I don't know how they work it. But I'll tell you what, it scared me. I was shaking like a leaf, so without thinking I lit up a cigarette to calm me nerves. I was trembling, I was very emotional and that when all the rest of it happened. It's very regrettable. Now, I don't want to kick up a fuss, right, press charges...contact the british embassy. I'd rather not pursue those channels, that's not my style. I'm not that sort of a bloke. I don't want the man to lose his job and I'm sure he's not representive of all you spanish people. But I would appreciate it if you had a word with him, let him know he's been rumbled.

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Don: Shut up, cunt. You louse. You got some fuckin' neck ain't you. Retired? Fuck off, you're revolting. Look at your suntan, it's leather, it's like leather man, your skin. We could make a fucking suitcase out of you. Like a crocodile, fat crocodile, fat bastard. You look like fucking Idi Amin, you know what I mean? Stay here? You should be ashamed of yourself. Who do you think you are? King of the castle? Cock of the walk?

[He gut-punches Gal]

Don: What you think this is the wheel of fortune? You think you can make your dough and fuck off? Leave the table? Thanks Don, see you Don, off to sunny Spain now Don, fuck off Don. Lying in your pool like a fat blob laughing at me, you think I'm gonna have that? You really think I'm gonna have that, ya ponce. All right, I'll make it easy for you. God knows you're fucking trying. Are you gonna do the job? It's not a difficult question, are you gonna do the job, yes or no?

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Don: Talk to me, Gal. I'm here for you. I'm a good listener.
Gal: What can I say, Don? I've said it all. I'm retired.
Don: Shut up, you cunt!

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Gal: No!
Don: Yes!
Gal: No!
Don: Yes!
Gal: No!
Don: Fat cunt!
Gal: No, No, No!
Don: Yes, Yes, Yes!

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Don: I gotta change my shirt, it's sticking to me. I'm sweating like a cunt.

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Don: I fucked Jackie. Dirty cow. During what we were doing, she tried to stick her finger up my bum. I nearly hit the roof, you can imagine. I mean, what have you got to think of a woman who'd want to do that? Fucking cunt.

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Gal: [to Aitch] Back off, I'm beautiful.

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http://www.moviesoundscentral.com/sexybeast.htm

(mensen die de film niet gezien hebben zullen zeggen... :wtf: )

Lint

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ddt15 zei:
This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers.
Mijn favo : "Bunch of savages in this town."

Jay :"Nah, he speaks a bit of English, but he can't not speak it good like we do."

Dante : "Wait a minute, what does that mean, something like 36? Does that INCLUDE me?"
Veronica : "Euhm, 37"

D : "What's do you do for an encore? Do you, like, anally rape my mother while pouring sugar in my gas tank?"

En dan hebben we ook nog :
Dante : "Are there any balls down there?"
Jay : "About the biggest pair you have ever seen"

roltrap

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uit Kung Pow, gewoon enkele grappige momenten:

"THAT ALOTTA NUTS!!!"
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"I employ you to reconsider"
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chosen one! wieowieowieowieeei!
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nanananananananana NEO
nanannnananananana SPORIN

Goemi

Legacy Member
:music: we are ventriliquists, we are ventriliquists and we practise everyday :music: Kung Pow ^^

Aneb

Legacy Member
Heel big trouble in little china hehe

Jack Burton: Hey, I'm a reasonable guy. But I've just experienced some very unreasonable things.

Jack Burton: You know what Jack Burton always says... what the hell?

Jack Burton: Like I told my last wife, I said, "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see, and besides... it's all in the reflexes."

Jack Burton: What is that stuff?
Egg Shen: It is black blood of earth.
Jack Burton: You mean oil?
Egg Shen: No, I mean black blood of earth.

Jack Burton: You know what ol' Jack Burton says at a time like this?
Thunder: Who?
Jack Burton: Jack Burton... ME!

Jack Burton: I'm gonna tell you about my truck, and I DON'T wanna hear "act of God"!

Jack Burton: Which Lo Pan? The little old basket case on wheels or the ten foot tall roadblock?

en veel meer :)

McJack

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Banky : now see this, this is a four way road, and dead in the centre is a crisp 100 dollar bill. and at the end of each of these streets are four people. over here we have a male affectionate lesbian, down here we have a man hating dyke, over here we have santa clause and up top the easter bunny..which one is going to get to the 100 dollar bill first?
Holden:The man hating dyke?
Banky: Good, why?
Holden: i dont know
Banky: Cause the other 3 are figments of your FUCKING IMAGINATION!"

*FiReStOnE^-*

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Uit Forrest gump

Mam always told me; life is a box of chocolates: you never know what you gonna get

is mij altijd bijgebleven :)

Bart Religion

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hoe zalig is film noir

Bogart is allesinds cool

enkele quotes uit The Maltese Falcon

"I don't mind a reasonable amount of trouble"

"When you're slapped, you'll take it and like it" (als die vrouw nen gast kletst en die gast wil terugslaan, maar Bogart houd hem tegen)

"Joel Cairo: You always have a very smooth explanation...
Sam Spade: What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?"

"People lose teeth talking like that. If you want to hang around, you'll be polite"

coole film!
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