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Tuninboy
Legacy Member
A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter.
Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them.... they are bound to be curious about sex at that age."
"Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her fucking appendix out!"
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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime and crime is for black people. :')
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I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today.
Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
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Laatste om het af te leren xD
When a man ejaculates, he comes at twenty miles per hour.
Which means it's perfectly safe to hit a child.
Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them.... they are bound to be curious about sex at that age."
"Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her fucking appendix out!"
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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime and crime is for black people. :')
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I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today.
Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
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Laatste om het af te leren xD
When a man ejaculates, he comes at twenty miles per hour.
Which means it's perfectly safe to hit a child.
Killer Queen
Legacy Member
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
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what do you do if you see a nigger with half a head
stop laughing and reload
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what is black, has 8 legs and scares the hell out of women?
gang rape
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what happens when a jew with an erection runs full speed into a brick wall?
he breaks his nose
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how many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
none.
feminists can't change anything
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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?
Cancer
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What does 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
gang rape
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What is red and blue, ten inches long that can make a woman scream all night?
A miscarried fetus.
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What is the difference between Sarah Palins mouth and VAGINA?
Only 1/4 of the stuff that comes out of her vagoo is retarted!!
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Why does Beyonce sing To The Left?
Because black people have no rights.
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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's?
Because he has holes in his hands.
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Why don't you throw a rock at an aboriginal on a bike?
Cause the bike could be yours.
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whats blue and fucks old women?
hypothermia
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what do you call an epileptic in a wheelchair?
a transformer
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why did the koala bear fall out of the tree?
because it was dead
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whats the difference between acne and a catholic priest.
acne comes on a boys face after hes 13
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Why weren't there any blacks on The Flintstones?
They were still monkeys back then.
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Why can't jesus walk on water?
'Cause he has holes in his feet.
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Why weren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
They don't have jobs in the future either.
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whats the difference between the jews and santa claus?
santa claus goes down the chimney.
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Why aren't there any Mexicans in the Olympics?
If they can run, jump or swim they're already in America.
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
/
what do you do if you see a nigger with half a head
stop laughing and reload
/
what is black, has 8 legs and scares the hell out of women?
gang rape
/
what happens when a jew with an erection runs full speed into a brick wall?
he breaks his nose
/
how many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
none.
feminists can't change anything
/
What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?
Cancer
/
What does 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
gang rape
/
What is red and blue, ten inches long that can make a woman scream all night?
A miscarried fetus.
/
What is the difference between Sarah Palins mouth and VAGINA?
Only 1/4 of the stuff that comes out of her vagoo is retarted!!
/
Why does Beyonce sing To The Left?
Because black people have no rights.
/
Why can't Jesus eat M&M's?
Because he has holes in his hands.
/
Why don't you throw a rock at an aboriginal on a bike?
Cause the bike could be yours.
/
whats blue and fucks old women?
hypothermia
/
what do you call an epileptic in a wheelchair?
a transformer
/
why did the koala bear fall out of the tree?
because it was dead
/
whats the difference between acne and a catholic priest.
acne comes on a boys face after hes 13
/
Why weren't there any blacks on The Flintstones?
They were still monkeys back then.
/
Why can't jesus walk on water?
'Cause he has holes in his feet.
/
Why weren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
They don't have jobs in the future either.
/
whats the difference between the jews and santa claus?
santa claus goes down the chimney.
/
Why aren't there any Mexicans in the Olympics?
If they can run, jump or swim they're already in America.
Het archief is een bevroren moment uit een vorige versie van dit forum, met andere regels en andere bazen. Deze posts weerspiegelen op geen enkele manier onze huidige ideeën, waarden of wereldbeelden en zijn op sommige plaatsen gecensureerd wegens ontoelaatbaar. Veel zijn in een andere tijdsgeest gemaakt, al dan niet ironisch - zoals in het ironische subforum Off-Topic - en zouden op dit moment niet meer gepost (mogen) worden. Toch bieden we dit archief nog graag aan als informatiedatabank en naslagwerk. Lees er hier meer over of start een gesprek met anderen.