Best quotes 2013:
1) "There is no precedent for what Suarez did, other than he's done it before" - DANNY MILLS
2) "This is a once in a lifetime opportunity, but at least we've got another game on Tuesday” - MARVIN SORDELL
3) "I managed lots of clubs. I had more clubs than Jack Nicholson" - BOBBY GOULD
4) "It's turning into a war of nutrition in midfield"- MARTIN KEOWN
5) "Sandro's holding his face. You can tell from that it's a knee injury" - DION DUBLIN
6) "Brendan Rodgers has been singing the praises of Suarez and Sturridge - the SS" - ALAN BRAZIL
7) "Sir Alex is going to be such a big, big, big hole to replace" - STEVE BRUCE
8) "Phil Dowd checks his whistle and blows his watches" - ALAN GREEN
9) “He was a quiet man, Eric Cantona, but he was a man of few words..." - DAVID BECKHAM
10) "Great teams always have a Plan B. Look at Barcelona. Their Plan B is to stick to Plan A" - JOHNNY GILES
11) "His brother-in-law is Scott Parker, so he's got a good pedigree" - DAVID PLEAT
12) "Football's not just physical, it's menthol too" - PHIL BROWN
13) "Arsenal literally finished the game after 15 minutes" - IAN WRIGHT
14) "Javier Chevanton don't speak the language too good" - KEVIN BOND
15) “Paolo di Cano managed with a bar of iron” - PAUL MERSON
16) "Does Di Canio look like Jimmy Nesbitt, or is it Jimmy Nesbitt who looks like Di Canio?" - MICK QUINN
17) "Aaron Ramsey hasn't always been the flavour of the Arsenal fans' eyes" - CRAIG BURLEY
18) "I can never predict my future because a big part of my future is already behind me" - GUUS HIDDINK
19) "Benitez took the elephant in the room and put it on the table" - GARETH SOUTHGATE
20)“There's been a lot of Pavola about that whole Beckham thing... " - BRIAN KERR
21) "Usmanov has got loads of money - we know that from his wealth" - DARREN GOUGH
22) "If that happens anywhere else on the pitch, it's a stonewall penalty" - CHRIS KAMARA
23) "It was a no-needful tackle from Danny Fox" - PHIL NEVILLE
24) "If QPR go into the Championship, the players will be like rats jumping over a ship - MICK QUINN
25) “It can only happen in football - it's the Rocky Balboa scenario" - ALVIN MARTIN
26) "If that penalty had missed, it would have taken the keeper in the net with it" - JAMIE REDKNAPP
27)"You need to take off your rose-scented glasses" - ROBBIE SAVAGE
28) "There are fractions within the Manchester City dressing room" - DANNY MILLS
29) "Only one thing can stop Luis Suarez from being voted as the Players' Player of the Year... his fellow players" - JAMIE REDKNAPP
30) “Rickie Lambert's brain is very clever" - PAUL MERSON
31) "Sometimes you've got to swallow the bullet" - BRIAN LITTLE
32) "It was handbags at half-mast" - ALAN PARDEW
33) "Tony Fernandes is in that goldfish bowl and he's swimming against the tide" - NIALL QUINN
34)"That's a yellow card for Cazorla. So the next time he's involved in Europe, he won't be" - GEORGE HAMILTON
35) “Wilshere looks like he’s got the grit between his teeth” - DARREN GOUGH
36) "Swansea are in cloud dreamland" - CLARK CARLISLE
37) “He's one of the best headerers of the ball in the game" - IAN WRIGHT
38) "It's all pumps blazing as we go to the wire" - DAVID PLEAT
39) "Adam Le Fondre isn't blessed with natural height" - RAY WILKINS
40) "There's no such thing as a must-win game, and this is one of them" - ALAN WRIGHT
41) "It's a real day for Nigel Adkins today, really" - MARTIN KEOWN
42) "Can Everton win at Tottenham even without Gareth Bale?" - JOHN BARNES
43) “Gareth Bale has been levitated to the status of one of the best players in the world" - PERRY GROVES
44) "Any side in the world would miss Bareth Gale" - DAVID PLEAT
45) "It was six of a half and one dozen of the other" - DANNY HIGGINBOTHAM
46) "I think the next United manager is already at the club. It could be either Ryan Giggs or Ole Gunnar Solksjaer, who isn't at the club" - MICKEY GRAY
47) "It's great to get that duck off my back" - GARY CAHILL
48) “I think Southampton will finish above teams that are well below them” - PAUL MERSON
49) "The aura of uninvincibility has gone, if there is such a word" - ADRIAN CHILES
50) "I got a text from my daughter saying she was having contraptions" - BARRY FRY
51) "Koscielny is illegible against Fenerbahce" - RAY PARLOUR
52) "That was totally against the runaway" - IAIN DOWIE
53) "Wes Brown stepped into the plate today" - NIALL QUINN
54) "For me, Loic Remy is the key to this goal" - JAMIE REDKNAPP (talking about a goal scored by Loic Remy)
55) "Berahino hasn't been the best player on the pitch but he's my man of the match" - OWEN HARGREAVES
56) "Whatever happened to Dagenham and Redgrave?" - ALAN BRAZIL
57) "You need 15 players of that elk and then keep them together" - BOBBY GOULD
58) “Who’ll win the league? It’s a coin toss between three of them” - MATT LE TISSIER
59) "Fulham are on that mythological 40-point mark" - WILL OWEN
60) “Dzeko went down a bit theoretically there" - PETER REID
61) "The possession stats at one point were 77 per cent to 33 per cent" - MICK QUINN
62) "He's a sleeping assassin" - JAMIE REDKNAPP
63) "David Moyes was just staring at me with his eyes. Literally" - TONY CASCARINO
64) "What I saw in Holland and Germany was that the majority of people are Dutch in Holland and German in Germany" - PETER TAYLOR
65) "Everton are literally on the ceiling, at the maximum on top of the ceiling" - PAUL MERSON
66) "He's like a squid - all arms and legs" - GRAEME SOUNESS
67) "In the last year, 46 of the 92 managers have lost their jobs - that's over half" - DAVID PLEAT
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